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We got a note from FSR faithful super-ninja Tom K. late this evening of a possible picture of a possible Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen poster that has possibly begun circulating around the web. It looks like it could be pretty cool, if it were (a) real and (b) in focus.

Actress Sienna Miller had to wear fake breasts for her role in writer-director Stephen Sommers’ upcoming action flick G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra.

I am already beginning to get burnt out on all of this Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen stuff. At some point we might lose interest, and I fear that it will be unfortunately close to the film’s June 26, 2009 release date.

While we’re waiting for our two-hour Chevy commercial that is Transformers 2, let’s play our favorite Hollywood game—the “What if” game! Let’s ask ourselves “If corporations could make movies, what would be their plots?”

Readers have already been hitting us with complaints about the commercialized nature of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. We explain why they should all just calm down.

Megan Fox owes much of her current fame to Michael Bay’s simple, somewhat chauvinistic theory that the ladies in his film are there just to look hot — similar to the way that the special effects are all there to make it look “awesome”.

Newly anointed Transformers hottie #2 (behind Megan Fox, of course) Isabel Lucas has shown up on the UPENN set with Shia LaBeouf, where she seems to be getting close enough to cause some trouble, if you know what I mean…

Michael Bay demands things to be “awesome”, and in return, we demand his movies (Pearl Harbor excluded) to be awesome as well. Therefore, we have listed our eight demands, as fans, for Transformers 2.

Michael Bay and his cast of merry awesome-makers continue to jet around the country for the production of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. This time, a stop in Virginia to see a few new characters was needed.

Autobots Assemble! I can’t tell you how many times I’m gonna be saying that from now until Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. News on filming and what to expect this time around.

Michael Bay and his team of those who demand things to be awesome have not only begun production on the Transformers sequel, they have also given it a shiny new name.

Despite the rampant and highly controversial rumors that Michael Bay will leave Transformers 2 hanging on an unfinished plot in order to keep the drool flowing between parts 2 and 3, the big time director of Awesome told MTV this weekend that he plans to take his films one at a time.
Alright, so the rumors […]

British actor Matthew Marsden has decided to go from playing a good looking, smart commando in Rambo to playing a good looking, smart commando in some upcoming Michael Bay movie. Hmm…

Earlier today I brought you a very “special” look at some photos from the Bethlehem, PA set of Transformers 2, but I was quickly exposed as a man with terrible Photoshop skills. This time we’ve got some real ones, I promise.

Sick of all the lame Transformers set photos that have been circulating around the web today? We’ve got one that is more than worth a look — it is worth a million.

You wake up and begin your morning ritual of going to the bathroom, brushing your teeth, pouring some coffee and then checking your email. Before you can check your email though, you must approach the six foot ten Optimus Prime in your living room and transform him into your computer. I will give you a second to think about that.

Tune in for some news regarding a Transformer confirmed for brawl and a few set photos of a suspicious vehicle.

And if that sounds disgusting, well, it just might be.

This whole Transformers 2 thing is about to get out of hand — an occurrence that will surely lead to the wetting of my own pants.

While we can all agree that there is nothing inherently interesting about photos from Bethlehem, PA, the first set of the film, it is quite fun to look at these photos and imagine stuff blowing up.

Don’t ask me what I was doing driving through the middle of Pennsylvania this weekend. Those picturesque hills and lakes, surrounded on all sides by, well, nothing. I only found out recently that the highway could have been swarming with giant robots from outer space that shape shift into all kinds of terrestrial vehicles fighting a galactic battle of good and evil right on top of my Ford Explorer.

Producer Brad Fuller has let out the first shot of the upcoming Friday the 13th flick. Sort of.

New information has come out from Dolby Labs saying that Transformers 2 is on the slate for the transfer to 3D. How awesome is that?

Just as Michael Bay said, the pre-production media whirlwind around Transformers 2, next summer’s most anticipated film, has been full of misdirection and hot air.

BFFs Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael (Awesome) Bay are looking into working together again for an HBO series based on the documentary Cocaine Cowboys.

In news that should excite the inappropriate part of you that likes Michael Bay and gorgeous Australian women, Teresa Palmer - who was cast as Talia Al Ghul in the doomed Justice League: Mortal - has signed on for the (Awesome) Transformers sequel.

Word on the street is that Jonah Hill is in early talks to co-star in the sequel to last summer’s mega-awesome mega-hit as, one can only guess, the overweight comedic sidekick.

The weekend is here. That means it’s time to sit back, relax and enjoy the Best of the Rejects.

After a botched flight to Amsterdam, Kevin and Neil are sent to Guantanamo Bay… then escape back to the Magical Studio in the Sky.

Michael Bay said that everything we know about Transformers 2 is false. Thanks Mr. Bay, this will make our job so much easier — now we can just make stuff up and not look as stupid.