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Former working actress Lindsay Lohan is all set to strap on her acting uniform again. The screen legend will hop on the silver screen soon in the forthcoming comedy Labor Pains which starts filming on Monday.

…No one wants to work with them.

Aliana Lohan will co-star in a film adaptation of R.L. Stine’s series Mostly Ghostly. AOL News reports that Lohan will play a “popular high school student” in the story that revolves mostly around an 11 year-old boy who had two ghosts residing in his bedroom.

After a much ballyhooed fight between the beautiful but rail-thin Keira Knightley, and the haggard and spotted Lindsay Lohan, the winner turns out to be Natalie Portman. The prize? The starring role in a new theatrical adaptation of Emily Bronte’s Wuthering Heights.

Too many actresses are believing the line that you can’t be too thin. Please, ladies, eat a sandwich or something at the craft services cart. Here are a special shout-out to ten skinny-ass celebs that used to really turn heads.

Since every other site that covers this story will make some sarcastic comment about Lohan showing her acting range by playing a sex-addict, I’ll spare you the tired humor. Instead, I’ll just give you the bare facts on what might become Lindsay Lohan’s finest role to date.

Remember Lindsay Lohan? That lovable scamp that melted our hearts in Disney’s remakes of its own movies, then grew up, flashed her special parts to the public, and made crappy movies between stints in rehab? Whatever happened to her?

Here’s a quick run-down of the stories I heard this week that touched me, confused me and otherwise caused my head to spin…

La Lohan attempts to revive her public image by doing what we’ve been recommending all along. Showing some skin.

Eddie Murphy got nominated for an Oscar last year… This year he is taking home hardware, just not the right kind.

What celebrities won’t do for some time in the spotlight…

I guess slaughtering Jedi and turning a galactic republic into an oppressive empire isn’t nearly as bad as partying in L.A. hot spots without panties or violating driving probation.