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Year in Review: The Ten Hottest Babes of ‘07!
Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on January 3, 2008
When you have to see all the movies that get released, you see a lot of crap. What keeps me going through all that crap is the parade of babes in the films. What’s nice is that while some good films (like Michael Clayton) don’t have a hot babe for miles, some real stinkers (like D.O.A.: Dead or Alive) are packed with them.
To honor the hot chicks of 2007’s releases, here’s a list of the ones that really came on strong. While there are other good lookin’ tomatoes in films, these are the ones that really made a splash, and maybe a little news.
Flame on!
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10. Lena Headley
She’s done some really crappy movies in the past, but her boobie-jiggling turn in Zack Snyder’s 300 made us all take notice. And, if I had left her off the list, I would be killed by scores of internet geeks.
9. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
She’s been around for a while as a cute girl in movies, but her cheerleader outfit in Death Proof and her ass-kicking style in Live Free or Die Hard made her one for the books.
8. Eva Mendes
I’m not saying she can act, but she (and her cleavage) were more compelling in Ghost Rider than the special effects or Nicolas Cage. And that swift nudie moment in We Own the Night was a nice tag to her 2007 acting resume.
7. Amy Adams
We forget that she was a voice in Underdog, but we remember her tight skirts in Charlie Wilson’s War. But best of all, she was awesome in the Golden Globe-nominated Enchanted. That girl can make clothes out of my curtains any day.
6. Alicia Keys
She managed to be sexier on screen than Scarlett Johansson in The Nanny Diaries, but I prefer to remember her as the gun totin’ prostitute in Smokin’ Aces.
5. Rachel Taylor
The only reason this gorgeous blonde beauty didn’t steal the show in Transformers was because of #2 on this list.
4. Michelle Pfeiffer
I don’t care if she’s pushing 50. She looked better than ever in both Stardust and Hairspray.
3. Sydney Poitier
For those folks with a foot fetish, you’ll love her in Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof. We need more of this girl in movies.
2. Megan Fox
For as bad of an actress as this girl is, she makes up for it with her sultry sexiness on screen. If only I could have been Shia LeBeouf for a day.
1. Jessica Alba
No big surprise here. I love this woman. I’d even love her when she’s pregnant and marrying another guy. Even though she was in some of the worst films of 2007 (including Good Luck Chuck and Awake), I still like watching her on screen.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Jama Mays
Yeah, Epic Movie was an epic turd, but this redhead is just adorable on screen.
Monica Bellucci
Lactating prostitute. What more can you say?
Italia Ricci
Straight-to-DVD on American Pie Presents Beta House… More like straight-to-… Well, you get the point.
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22 Comments
January 3rd, 2008 at 1:13 am
Jessica Alba… Seriously Kevin?
I don’t know. Any other year fine. But this year I would put Megan Fox atop the list…
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:26 am
Jessica Alba FTW! :-)
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
While Mary Elizabeth Winstead didn’t do enough work this year to deserve a higher spot, I would strongly consider selling my soul to be with her. I’d probably be willing to give up my first born.
Same goes of Jessica Biel. So Satan, if you’re reading this site…
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Monica Bellucci! She was sexy in Malena.
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Honestly, typical skinny bitch account of Hollywood. ***YAWN*** Give me some new material, my dog shit this list out 2 months ago… likewise I threw it in the dumpster.
You know what about that cute ass hottie from Lady Antebellum? Name her.
And a big FU to PhotoChopped Maxim photos… U lose asshat.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:05 pm
ummm, Alicia Keys wasn’t a prostitute in the movie. She was a lesbian bounty hunter. Get it right.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 pm
I agree with Pimp, this list is a “typical skinny bitch” list. Monica Bellucci is great, Jessica Alba is great too, not just because they look good but because they are actual skilled actors. Alicia Keys and all of the other pop stars moving into acting is enough to make me vomit. Its not enough we see these people in the music industry now they are selling phones, shampoo, watches, furniture, perfume and cars. Bleh go to hell with this list.
Flame away, this is my first and final post.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 pm
I’ve got six words for you: “Save the cheerleader, save the world.”
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
those are really cool ladies, but not cool like me.
Rajj
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:56 pm
There you go. Buddhist has that shit on lock down. Hayden is tha shit. Has there ever been a list where Jessica Alba is lower then the Top 10. Then there is Ali too. But yeah it doesn’t really count when the singer has only been in like 1 movie(Alicia Keys). Oh well nice list dude. This list is who you like so nice work.
January 4th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Eva Mendes? Who the hell are you kidding? I’ve seen street walkers on the poor side of town that were more attractive then that cow. Where is Sarah Shahi? Yeah she only did a couple indie films in ‘07 that didn’t get anywhere near as much attention as her role on the series “Life,” but technically she was in them and they were released in ‘07 so wtf?
January 4th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Hmmm…This list sucks!! Here’s a real top ten list for you!!!
http://flickfiends.com/?q=node/4
January 4th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Kristin Bell
January 4th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Hey great008 — Thanks for using our website to plug yours. Classy.
Care to add something useful to the discussion rather than “Hey, look at me, I have a website, too!”?
January 4th, 2008 at 2:30 am
Props on giving Jayma Mays an honorable mention. Epic Movie was the worst movie I’d ever seen, but somehow, Jayma kept me in my seat. FUN FACT: she was the most attractive girl on Heroes (Kristen Bell is a close second and hayden is an even closer third)…hell just put all the girls from Heroes on here and you’ll have an awesome list!
January 4th, 2008 at 3:42 am
WTF Where’s Angelina Jolie from Beowulf?? She made more news (and looked way better) with that role than all these other chicks combined! Not even an honorable mention?!? ‘tard…
January 4th, 2008 at 5:39 am
wow, pretty shoddy list.
megan fox at no. 2?!?
no Scarlett?
half the list is embarrassing.
January 4th, 2008 at 7:02 am
where is Hayden Panettiere ???? o_O
That must be a mistake….
January 4th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
i dont agree …
jessica alba cannot be number one …
some write me another list …
hehe …
January 5th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Very entertaining! We mentioned your site and linked to it from http://www.knoxvillefilms.com.
Thanks!
January 6th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Nice list! :) The Jessica Alba fetish is kinda played out, she shouldn’t be on any top 10 lists anymore however…
February 26th, 2008 at 11:56 am
I’m not sure which I found more interesting to read, the list or the comments! I’m surprised the Heroes girls haven’t showed up in here, but hey, they all look awesome and I hate em all, so whichever wins, I lose :)