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Kung Fu Panda won the box office this week with a take of $60 million dollars! Meanwhile, the Adam Sandler flick You Don’t Mess With the Zohan took in $40 million.

If the film had been over-the-top throughout, it might have worked. But instead, it settles down at all the wrong places. It’s not that you won’t laugh at the film, but in the down moments, you might just be laughing at the movie’s expense.

That’s right… it’s your chance to mess with the Zohan.

Forget the Zohan! With the Zohan, the worst thing that can happen is you’ll get squeezed between his unnaturally hard butt cheeks. With these other characters, you risk death… or worse.

Kevin and Neil shake off the chick flick phenomenon from last week and decide to mess with the Zohan. They also test out their kung fu skills against Jack Black and company. Sadly, no one talks about Peter Dinklage at all, although Kevin did dream about him last night.

I just couldn’t resist doing a play on the title of Adam Sandler’s latest flick, You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, even though it looks like Kung Fu Panda will probably be the box office winner this week. But who knows?

Neil received some ’service’ from the Zohan, and I tried to post up the Hulk. We quickly avoided a flying telephone, thrown by Get Smart’s Maxwell Smart, and made our way into the theater. Oh how blissful it is to be a movie geek.

For every Iron Man, there is a Made of Honor. And this summer is going to be filled with crap as much as it will be filled with awesomeness. So, in an effort to protect the moviegoing public, here’s my cautionary list of eight summer movies that are sure to suck ass.