Brian Gibson loves to buy DVDs. Come with him on his weekly journey into the depths of credit card debt as he tells you what to buy, rent and avoid.

In what could be the biggest scandal to hit Hollywood since the Fatty Arbuckle debacle of 1921, Universal is suing Lionsgate for character theft, defamation, irreconcilable differences, and poor comedic sensibilities.

Please drink responsibly, and don’t go around kidnapping hot chicks just because you think they’re in trouble.

The only time you’ll hear the term “Academy Award” in the same paragraph as Larry’s name is when people mention that Witless Protection is being released in the theaters on Oscar weekend.

It’s a special Oscar week edition of The Reject Report!

A member of the Reject Nation says that Witless Protection “is quite possibly the Dumbest Movie of the Year.” Go figure.