If Jesus or Tupac ever finally return like we’ve all been saying they will, they should probably do it in a Judd Apatow film or something like that. We love cameos, don’t we? It’s especially delightful when it’s extremely unexpected, and of course extra points if they are playing themselves – or better yet some kind of silly version of themselves. It’s all about recognizing the kind of person you are perceived to be, and then playing off that in a way that makes the audience realize that you are in on the joke. If a celebrity is able to do that, it’s instant coolness.

We’re all friends here, right? I think that we can be honest with each other. And honestly, it has been a rough month for the Blu-ray Report. But today we are back and ready to rock your world with more HD goodness (and not-so-goodness).

Kevin Carr looks at the slate of films in theaters this week with the FSR Report Card.

Kevin and Neil bid adieu to the Magical Studio in the Sky while Neil prepares to embark on a cross-country Bohemian Gypsy travel adventure. They also talk about their favorite scary movies, porn star cameos and a bunch of other awful shenanigans in the newly-revived Internet-only segment.

No, you should not be tuning into CNN to find out what sort of craziness is happening in the capital of Ohio — you should be heading to the usual spot to pick up some awesome free movie passes.

I have heard nothing but good things about Barry Levinson’s Hollywood insider comedy What Just Happened? So much, in fact, that I am relatively pissed that I didn’t see this movie when I had the chance.

Today must obviously be Robert De Niro movie poster day, I was just not told about it.