This week, Fat Guy Kevin Carr dives into Spring Break at Lake Victoria, or at least that’s how it felt in 3D. He examined how similar Piranha 3D is to Eat Pray Love because piranhas eat their prey and all the bare boobies can inspire such self love. Then Kevin is chided by an ugly Emma Thompson for misbehaving, and suddenly she becomes a hottie. Finally, Kevin tries to determine whether vampires suck or if it’s just Vampires Suck that sucks.

Every seven years thirty of the world’s best assassins descend upon an unsuspecting small town and spend the next twenty-four hours trying to kill each other. Yeah, it sounds like fun, doesn’t it?

Unbelievable and highly implausible sure, but filled with fantastic fights, gunplay, and bloody squib-filled bodies, The Tournament is one of the best action films of the year. Find out why with this new clip.

Kevin Carr takes a look at this week’s movie releases, including Surrogates, Fame and Pandorum.

Paramount Pictures has provided Film School Rejects with a few cool exclusive new posters this morning for their upcoming release The Goods: Live Hard Sell Hard. One is of Ving Rhames, the other is of an alligator.

Not too long ago we showed you a promo trailer for Give ‘Em Hell Malone and were soon to discover that it was an entertaining, but also illegal copy. This time around we have yet another trailer, and even though it was sent to us by reader PatientZero, we believe it to be the official trailer for the film.

Jeremy Piven, Ed Helms and Ving Rhames prepare themselves to sell used cars in a late-summer comedy from Paramount Pictures.

The Day of the Dead remake ain’t actually all that bad. Sure, it’s an extremely pale, veiny, shambling, open-wound version of the original, but it’s not bad eye candy if you’re movies that are heaving on gore and and low on plot points.