The Coroner samples Uwe Boll’s Seed – check inside for the test results. Oh wait that is really gross when you say it like that.

Robert Fure watches Uwe Boll’s latest flick! Has he gone mad or has he just gone Postal? Find out for yourselves!

Just like we saw the collapse of torture porn in 2007, we are very likely seeing the collapse of the spoof movie in 2008.

Neil and Kevin’s claws come out for Disaster Movie, the most accurately named film of the year. If only Peter Dinklage were in it, it might have been better than Postal.

Ask anyone on the web and they will tell you that nothing could be worse than an Uwe Boll movie. At this point, having seen Boll’s latest film Postal, I must disagree. There are worse out there — and their names are Friedberg and Seltzer.

Uwe Boll’s most recent film Postal, which hit DVD shelves today, might not be worth the gas money it would cost to drive to Best Buy, but we’re not sure. To help your decision, we’ve got the film’s first 11 minutes for you, absolutely free.

Poor Uwe Boll. He gets no respect, no accolades, no love… nothing but grief and German financing to keep churning out movies. And now he’s gone and directed yet another one.

Despite fans clamoring, waiting nearly twenty years, the brilliant viral marketing campaign and the constant positive media buzz, Uwe Boll’s latest piece of genius has been yanked from all 150 billion theaters that is was going to play in next weekend.

For every Iron Man, there is a Made of Honor. And this summer is going to be filled with crap as much as it will be filled with awesomeness. So, in an effort to protect the moviegoing public, here’s my cautionary list of eight summer movies that are sure to suck ass.

Uwe Boll is suing actor Billy Zane over a sticky financial situation arising from 2006′s Bloodrayne.

I have not been kind to Uwe Boll in the past. But to be fair, he has not been kind to us. He has had plenty of opportunity to make decent films. Yet, he continues to feed us bad cinema, and his latest effort is In the Name of the King.

Welcome to FSR’s newest weekly feature in which I break down the good, the bad, and the ugly of what Hollywood has to offer.

The weekend is here. That means it’s time to sit back, relax and enjoy the Best of the Rejects.

Neil and Kevin break out the corsages and tuxedos to get ready for their big Prom Night. Neil admits to wanting to make out with both Keanu Reeves and Michael Bay while Kevin prepares to defend Uwe Boll. It’s a mess of springtime shenanigans with the Fat Guys at the movies.

We have always suspected that there is something a little, well, off about FSR Senior Editor Kevin Carr, but we never expected this…

Boll has released a video of himself responding to the phenomenon sweeping the Internet, and it’s a doozie! The rant makes him look like a low-rent James Bond villain, or at least a maniacal John McCain in a non-televised debate.

When our friends at Slashfilm posted the story about legendarily-bad director Uwe Boll quitting the film industry for good if a petition garnered one million signatures, I found myself foolishly hopeful for about five minutes. Then I realized that there was no way it was going to work.

Say what you want about Uwe Boll, but you’ve got to admit the guy is still making movies. Don’t believe us? Now’s your chance to see for yourself by winning your own copy of his latest movie, In the Name of the King.

After years of undeserved glory and praise, it seems that someone finally has the guts and strength of will to take down hack-director menace, Steven Spielberg.

No one is looking forward to the next Boll film, but it has a trailer up anyways.