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Uwe Boll’s Far Cry Trailer: A Return to Form for Dr. Boll

Uwe Boll’s Far Cry Trailer: A Return to Form for Dr. Boll

After seeing his latest film Rampage at Fantastic Fest just last month, we thought we’d seen a turning point for director Uwe Boll. As it turns out, we were wrong…

By Neil Miller on November 18, 2009 | Comments

Uwe Boll’s ‘Darfur’ Trailer Cannot Spell

Uwe Boll’s ‘Darfur’ Trailer Cannot Spell

Step one to being taken seriously: Make a socially conscious film. Step two: Have a typo in the trailer.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on November 2, 2009 | Comments

31 Days of Horror: Seed

31 Days of Horror: Seed

In search of good and powerful horror, you’ve got to explore all open doors, even if those doors lead to the office of Uwe Boll.

By Robert Fure on October 9, 2009 | Comments

Fantastic Fest Review: Uwe Boll’s Rampage

Fantastic Fest Review: Uwe Boll’s Rampage

Uwe Boll has done many things. And in the eyes of many movie fans around the world, one of them is not making a good film. And with his latest opus, the wanton violence-heavy shoot ‘em up Rampage, Boll still probably won’t have any of those folks convinced that he’s anything more than they already think him to be.

By Neil Miller on September 30, 2009 | Comments

Gentlemen Broncos Leads Fantastic Fest 2009 Line-Up!

Gentlemen Broncos Leads Fantastic Fest 2009 Line-Up!

The first wave of films for Fantastic Fest 2009 has been announced — and whether you’re into robotic geishas, killer kids with pumpkin heads, crazy British inmates of wacky gentlemen broncos, there appears to be something here for you.

By Neil Miller on July 13, 2009 | Comments

Uwe Boll, Mike Myers Bring Home Big, Juicy Golden Rasberries

Uwe Boll, Mike Myers Bring Home Big, Juicy Golden Rasberries

Paul Sileo’s coverage of the 29th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards will likely make your bowels explode.

By Paul Sileo on February 24, 2009 | Comments

The Ten Best Horror Movies of 2008

The Ten Best Horror Movies of 2008

The year of 2008 will most definitely not be remembered as a great year for horror, but that didn’t stop us from trying to pull together a list of the best of what was offered.

By Robert Fure on December 29, 2008 | Comments

Coroner’s Report: Uwe Boll’s Seed

Coroner’s Report: Uwe Boll’s Seed

The Coroner samples Uwe Boll’s Seed – check inside for the test results. Oh wait that is really gross when you say it like that.

By Robert Fure on September 19, 2008 | Comments

Robert Fure Goes Postal

Robert Fure Goes Postal

Robert Fure watches Uwe Boll’s latest flick! Has he gone mad or has he just gone Postal? Find out for yourselves!

By Robert Fure on August 30, 2008 | Comments

‘Disaster Movie’ Is, Well, A Disaster

‘Disaster Movie’ Is, Well, A Disaster

Just like we saw the collapse of torture porn in 2007, we are very likely seeing the collapse of the spoof movie in 2008.

By Kevin Carr on August 29, 2008 | Comments

Fat Guys at the Movies: Episode 80 – Fat Movie

Fat Guys at the Movies: Episode 80 – Fat Movie

Neil and Kevin’s claws come out for Disaster Movie, the most accurately named film of the year. If only Peter Dinklage were in it, it might have been better than Postal.

By Fat Guys at the Movies on August 29, 2008 | Comments

Five Reasons Why Uwe Boll’s Postal is Better than Meet the Spartans

Five Reasons Why Uwe Boll’s Postal is Better than Meet the Spartans

Ask anyone on the web and they will tell you that nothing could be worse than an Uwe Boll movie. At this point, having seen Boll’s latest film Postal, I must disagree. There are worse out there — and their names are Friedberg and Seltzer.

By Neil Miller on August 28, 2008 | Comments

More Than Enough: The First 11 Minutes of Uwe Boll’s Postal

More Than Enough: The First 11 Minutes of Uwe Boll’s Postal

Uwe Boll’s most recent film Postal, which hit DVD shelves today, might not be worth the gas money it would cost to drive to Best Buy, but we’re not sure. To help your decision, we’ve got the film’s first 11 minutes for you, absolutely free.

By Neil Miller on August 26, 2008 | Comments

Uwe Boll Shoots His ‘Seed’ In Your Eyes… In Trailer Form

Uwe Boll Shoots His ‘Seed’ In Your Eyes… In Trailer Form

Poor Uwe Boll. He gets no respect, no accolades, no love… nothing but grief and German financing to keep churning out movies. And now he’s gone and directed yet another one.

By Rob Hunter on August 18, 2008 | Comments

Outrage! Calumny! Uwe Boll’s Postal Won’t Be In a Theater Near You!

Outrage! Calumny! Uwe Boll’s Postal Won’t Be In a Theater Near You!

Despite fans clamoring, waiting nearly twenty years, the brilliant viral marketing campaign and the constant positive media buzz, Uwe Boll’s latest piece of genius has been yanked from all 150 billion theaters that is was going to play in next weekend.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on May 16, 2008 | Comments

Eight Summer Movies That Are Sure to Suck Ass

Eight Summer Movies That Are Sure to Suck Ass

For every Iron Man, there is a Made of Honor. And this summer is going to be filled with crap as much as it will be filled with awesomeness. So, in an effort to protect the moviegoing public, here’s my cautionary list of eight summer movies that are sure to suck ass.

By Kevin Carr on May 4, 2008 | Comments

Boll Picks a Fight with Billy Zane

Boll Picks a Fight with Billy Zane

Uwe Boll is suing actor Billy Zane over a sticky financial situation arising from 2006’s Bloodrayne.

By Robert Fure on May 4, 2008 | Comments

DVD Review: In the Name of the King

DVD Review: In the Name of the King

I have not been kind to Uwe Boll in the past. But to be fair, he has not been kind to us. He has had plenty of opportunity to make decent films. Yet, he continues to feed us bad cinema, and his latest effort is In the Name of the King.

By Kevin Carr on April 24, 2008 | Comments

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly – April 13

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly – April 13

Welcome to FSR’s newest weekly feature in which I break down the good, the bad, and the ugly of what Hollywood has to offer.

By Nate Deen on April 13, 2008 | Comments

The Best of the Rejects: April 12

The Best of the Rejects: April 12

The weekend is here. That means it’s time to sit back, relax and enjoy the Best of the Rejects.

By Neil Miller on April 12, 2008 | Comments