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Despite fans clamoring, waiting nearly twenty years, the brilliant viral marketing campaign and the constant positive media buzz, Uwe Boll’s latest piece of genius has been yanked from all 150 billion theaters that is was going to play in next weekend.

For every Iron Man, there is a Made of Honor. And this summer is going to be filled with crap as much as it will be filled with awesomeness. So, in an effort to protect the moviegoing public, here’s my cautionary list of eight summer movies that are sure to suck ass.

Uwe Boll is suing actor Billy Zane over a sticky financial situation arising from 2006’s Bloodrayne.

I have not been kind to Uwe Boll in the past. But to be fair, he has not been kind to us. He has had plenty of opportunity to make decent films. Yet, he continues to feed us bad cinema, and his latest effort is In the Name of the King.

Welcome to FSR’s newest weekly feature in which I break down the good, the bad, and the ugly of what Hollywood has to offer.

The weekend is here. That means it’s time to sit back, relax and enjoy the Best of the Rejects.

Neil and Kevin break out the corsages and tuxedos to get ready for their big Prom Night. Neil admits to wanting to make out with both Keanu Reeves and Michael Bay while Kevin prepares to defend Uwe Boll. It’s a mess of springtime shenanigans with the Fat Guys at the movies.

We have always suspected that there is something a little, well, off about FSR Senior Editor Kevin Carr, but we never expected this…

Boll has released a video of himself responding to the phenomenon sweeping the Internet, and it’s a doozie! The rant makes him look like a low-rent James Bond villain, or at least a maniacal John McCain in a non-televised debate.

When our friends at Slashfilm posted the story about legendarily-bad director Uwe Boll quitting the film industry for good if a petition garnered one million signatures, I found myself foolishly hopeful for about five minutes. Then I realized that there was no way it was going to work.

Say what you want about Uwe Boll, but you’ve got to admit the guy is still making movies. Don’t believe us? Now’s your chance to see for yourself by winning your own copy of his latest movie, In the Name of the King.

After years of undeserved glory and praise, it seems that someone finally has the guts and strength of will to take down hack-director menace, Steven Spielberg.

No one is looking forward to the next Boll film, but it has a trailer up anyways.

To many movie fans out there, this news is paramount, akin to the classic news stories of Truman’s defeat over Dewey, man landing on the moon and the Japanese surrender to end World War II.

Uwe Boll has a message for you about his new movie — and for some reason, we think he wants you to go see it.

Just in case you go see this film, you best take some booze along with you to numb the world of Uwe Boll.

Is it any surprise that this film wasn’t screened for any critic, anywhere in the free world? It’s not that you’d expect anything decent to come from Uwe Boll, but even I was unprepared for the level of suckage this movie produced.