The Coroner takes a time out from dissecting terrible movies and copulating with the good ones (Ed. Note: Gross) to plan out his, and your, viewing schedule for the next few months.

The Kurt Wimmer scripted spy thriller Edwin A. Salt may star Cruise as the titular CIA Agent who is accused of being a Russian sleeper agent. He would then, of course, put heel to asphalt and high tail it away from his pursuers while trying to clear his good name.

Take a peak at two new “Punisher: War Zone” posters and make up your mind as to whether or not they’re bad ass.

Take a look at the poster for Tom Jane’s Mutant Chronicles which looks to inspire you with its classic bad ass style.

Laura Dern, who plays Dr. Ellie Sattler, is definitely interested in reprising her role. It’s been said that she will have a far meatier role in the “upcoming” 4th edition.

The Hollywood Reporter says MEW joins this adventure romance, Edgar Wright says hold up on that ‘adventure romance’ business.

Robert Fure takes a much closer look at the costumes from the Summer 2009 GI JOE flick!

There’s nothing I love more than declaring my love of comics and film. Except maybe declaring that love while also drawing attention to my crotch. With that in mind, how can you possibly go wrong with an awesome comic or movie inspired belt buckle? Hint: You can’t.

New Line films have recently optioned the screenplay “Dan Mintner: Bad Ass for Hire” by writer Chad Kultgen (Average American Male).

Word on the street is that Jonah Hill is in early talks to co-star in the sequel to last summer’s mega-awesome mega-hit as, one can only guess, the overweight comedic sidekick.

These days it seems like if you can’t express it on a t-shirt, its not even worth talking about.

Seth Rogen has been confirmed as the star of the upcoming Jody Hill comedy Observe and Report.