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Why Do Vampires Always Go Back to High School? Just imagine. You’re immortal. You have forever lain out in front of you. The road of your life is endless. You can do anything you want. Go where you please. What do you choose to do? Go to high school. Yes, you read this correctly. You go to high school. By Robin Ruinsky on November 19, 2009 | Comments |
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Exclusive: ‘New Moon’ Screenwriter Talks Adapting Empty Pages and ‘Eclipse’ Additions Did you know Eclipse was already in post-production? Well, apparently I didn’t, and the interview still went really well. By Dr. Cole Abaius on November 18, 2009 | Comments |
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How the Twilight Movie Might Have Been Way, Way Different I you loved Patriot Games, you might have loved Twilight. By Dr. Cole Abaius on November 18, 2009 | Comments |
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New Moon Sells More Advanced Tickets Than The Second Coming Online ticket seller Fandango is reporting that The Twilight Saga: New Moon has sold more pre-release tickets online than any other film in the provider’s ten-year history. This of course, has nothing to do with the predictions of the Myans and the upcoming apocalypse, despite popular opinion. By Neil Miller on November 16, 2009 | Comments |
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2009 People’s Choice Nominees Celebrate Mediocrity, Web Celebs Who needs critics? Who needs experts? Since the dawn of the internet and the democratization of entertainment, who really needs someone to tell them what is good and what is not good? These people, for starters. By Neil Miller on November 10, 2009 | Comments |
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‘The Mortal Instruments’ Movie in Development, Targets ‘Twilight’ Demo Even though Halloween is over and done, it appears as if studio execs in Hollywood are still prowling. They’re not looking for candy, though. As it turns out, all they want this holiday season is to find the next Twilight. By Neil Miller on November 2, 2009 | Comments |
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Oscars Shmoscars! We Pick the 2009 Scream Award Winners The wait is finally over. The anticipation all year long, the bittersweet uncertainty, the constant flaming of people that don’t like Twilight and Transformers 2 on the Internet, and having to actually sit through Spike TV programming have once again come to fanboy fruition. By Brian Salisbury on September 3, 2009 | Comments |
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Transylmania Movie Trailer: Finally, A Vampire Movie Spoof With franchises like the teen broodfest Twilight and the low-down and dirty HBO series True Blood, it seems that we just can’t escape the fangs of a vampire-crazy culture. Which makes the whole thing ripe for spoofing. By Neil Miller on September 1, 2009 | Comments |
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Twilight’s Rachelle Lefevre Sinks Her Teeth In, Summit Bites Back The folks at Summit Entertainment have engaged in an all-out publicity war with Rachelle Lefevre, the actress who was recently dropped from the cast of their upcoming film The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. By Neil Miller on July 30, 2009 | Comments |
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Twilight Replaces A Pale Chick With An Even Paler Bryce Dallas Howard Twitards assemble! Summit Entertainment is trying to replace another one of our beloved actors/actresses for an upcoming Twilight sequel. By Rob Hunter on July 29, 2009 | Comments |
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Kevin Carr rages some sour grapes about not being able to make it to Comic-Con this year. By Kevin Carr on July 24, 2009 | Comments |
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‘New Moon’ Photos Stare Intently, Remind Us of First Twilight A new gallery of photos from the upcoming Twilight sequel, New Moon, have appeared on our doorstep this morning. We feel the need to subject you to them. By Neil Miller on July 20, 2009 | Comments |
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It turns out that there’s going to be a lot of girls at Comic-Con this year, but promoters still have no concept as to what to do with them and some film sites are decrying the Twilight panel as making life difficult for all involved – including Twilight fans. By Dr. Cole Abaius on July 13, 2009 | Comments |
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Discuss: Can Emile Hirsch Pull Off ‘Hamlet?’ The young actor wants to tackle the most famous theater role of all time with the director of Twilight at the helm. Good idea or bad idea? Methinks they doth protest too little. By Dr. Cole Abaius on June 3, 2009 | Comments |
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Heath Ledger Wins MTV Movie Award, Can Finally Rest In Peace Arriving with the loud crash of silence, the MTV Movie Awards seem to have been taken over by the Disney Corporation this year. Most of the awards seem fair, but Best High School Musical Movie seems to be a loaded category. Complete winners inside! By Dr. Cole Abaius on June 1, 2009 | Comments |
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‘New Moon’ Teaser Trailer Gives It All Away The first teaser trailer for New Moon is out and negates any need of really seeing the first twenty or so minutes of the film. So, that’s good. By Dr. Cole Abaius on May 31, 2009 | Comments |
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4 More New Moon Pics and Shirtless Werewolves With only six more months until New Moon hits theaters, the marketing team is already unleashing half-naked were-boys on the public. By Dr. Cole Abaius on May 25, 2009 | Comments |
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Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 112 – Obsessed with Fighting Fat Guys Neil leads a protest against the studios by refusing to see any of the movies out this week. Kevin suffers through The Soloist while he takes his kids to work (i.e., gets them out of school to see a movie) on Take Your Child to Work Day. By Kevin Carr on April 24, 2009 | Comments |
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Go Crazy: David Slade Will Direct Third Twilight Film After his 30 Days of Night, David Slade gets a shot at creating yet another vampire mythos. Now with romance! By Dr. Cole Abaius on April 22, 2009 | Comments |
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Editor’s Blog: New Features! Twilight Fans! Date Rape! Since we haven’t done this in a while, and since I haven’t slept in four days after starting “LOST” from the beginning, I felt the need to address some new features on the site premiering this week and some cultural trends that are getting us drunk and touching us inappropriately. By Dr. Cole Abaius on April 12, 2009 | Comments |