Will Michael Bay transform Megatron into the world’s coolest beer keg? Probably not, but he is bringing him back in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen as a tank, proving alcohol even makes Decepticons look better.

The folks at MTV have confirmed what many Transformers geeks have been hoping for a long time — that the character of The Fallen will appear in Michael Bay’s upcoming sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

t took me coming home from Comic-Con and finding a package containing a “More Giant F**king Robots are Coming” T-shirt to remind me that I hadn’t once mentioned the production of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen while I was in San Diego. Shame on me, I suppose.

It was brought to my attention this evening that thanks to our excessive coverage of The Dark Knight, we have not made a post mentioning Michael Bay in over a week. And as any faithful FSR reader or well-bruised staffer will tell you — this is not acceptable.

Following on the heels of Michael Bay’s misogynistic comments about how Transformers babe Megan Fox need not do more than “look hot” in his next film, the lady Fox admits that her dream is to shoot an entire movie… in the nude!

It is quite possible that you have already seen the image above, which was released by conceptual artist Tim Flattery on his personal website last week, but it is worth us mentioning anyway.

We got a note from FSR faithful super-ninja Tom K. late this evening of a possible picture of a possible Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen poster that has possibly begun circulating around the web. It looks like it could be pretty cool, if it were (a) real and (b) in focus.

Actress Sienna Miller had to wear fake breasts for her role in writer-director Stephen Sommers’ upcoming action flick G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra.

If you missed our conversation from yesterday, that trailer description went over your head. But what we’re talking about is corporations making movies. Not just being sponsors, no, we’re talking about big wigs writing, directing, and producing movies.

I am already beginning to get burnt out on all of this Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen stuff. At some point we might lose interest, and I fear that it will be unfortunately close to the film’s June 26, 2009 release date.

While we’re waiting for our two-hour Chevy commercial that is Transformers 2, let’s play our favorite Hollywood game—the “What if” game! Let’s ask ourselves “If corporations could make movies, what would be their plots?”

The art is a rendering of Jetfire, rumored to be the SR-71 Blackbird spy jet in the film. We can only hope that he will look this cool when the final product arrives in theaters on June 26, 2009.

Readers have already been hitting us with complaints about the commercialized nature of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. We explain why they should all just calm down.

Megan Fox owes much of her current fame to Michael Bay’s simple, somewhat chauvinistic theory that the ladies in his film are there just to look hot — similar to the way that the special effects are all there to make it look “awesome”.

Rumors are starting to emerge that Superbad star Jonah Hill turned down a role in Transformers 2 in order to avoid being typecast. This is only interesting when we consider that he is signed on for another Apatow film.

Newly anointed Transformers hottie #2 (behind Megan Fox, of course) Isabel Lucas has shown up on the UPENN set with Shia LaBeouf, where she seems to be getting close enough to cause some trouble, if you know what I mean…

Michael Bay demands things to be “awesome”, and in return, we demand his movies (Pearl Harbor excluded) to be awesome as well. Therefore, we have listed our eight demands, as fans, for Transformers 2.

Michael Bay and his cast of merry awesome-makers continue to jet around the country for the production of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. This time, a stop in Virginia to see a few new characters was needed.

Autobots Assemble! I can’t tell you how many times I’m gonna be saying that from now until Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. News on filming and what to expect this time around.

Michael Bay and his team of those who demand things to be awesome have not only begun production on the Transformers sequel, they have also given it a shiny new name.