Every week, Landon Palmer and Cole Abaius log on to their favorite chat client of 1996 as BlurryProjector and TheGeneralRulz in order to discuss some topical topic of interest. This week, they ponder the wildly wide-spread Mark Harris article, “The Day the Movies Died,” alongside the new infographic proving movies have gotten worse. We really need a scapegoat, huh? Is marketing really to blame? Are movies really getting worse? If so, how do we, the fans, fix them?

When we say, “Live,” we mean very, very recent. And when we say “unleashes,” we mean, it’s Cool as Hell.

Dark Castle unleashes trailers for Ninja Assassin and The Hills Run Red on the unwitting masses at Comic-Con, sending horror fans and teenage Korean-Pop-Singing fans into paroxysms of joy. At the same time.

I’ve been trying to keep the trailer for House Bunny to myself ever since it came out in early April. But, as punishment for reporting something incorrectly earlier, our dictator-in-chief Neil Miller is making me share it with all of you.

An exhibitor spills the beans and lets it slip that some fake trailers will accompany Tropic Thunder.

This little gem of a movie was passed over by my radar, possibly because it takes place in space. Ouch, dumb joke.

Three of the biggest movies of 2008 will have real-live trailers soon — or so we think.