As I said before, I believe that somehow The Guru Pitka, star of the upcoming Paramount film The Love Guru is stalking me.

It has been happening for a while now — The Love Guru, played by Mike Myers, has been stalking me. Now, he is here with a second trailer that is kind of funny, so I am going to let him stalk you, too.

For every Iron Man, there is a Made of Honor. And this summer is going to be filled with crap as much as it will be filled with awesomeness. So, in an effort to protect the moviegoing public, here’s my cautionary list of eight summer movies that are sure to suck ass.

Apparently a group of Hindu leaders are planning on protesting Mike Myers’ upcoming cinematic travesty The Love Guru for its lampooning of their religion. Lila D. Sharma, president of the India Heritage Panel in Chandigarh, India, has said, “Hollywood is trying to make money by laughing at our holy men and in the process creating a stereotype.”

Indiana Jones could be gracing the pages of the web again a lot sooner than we had thought — and he’s bringing his widget with him.

Despite the Jessica Alba factor, this one looks like it is going nowhere fast.

Mike Myers will creep you out…

Whether or not you are willing to admit that you enjoyed all three Austin Powers flicks, you have to admit that Mike Myers is funny. USA Today gives us the first look at Myers all tooled up for his new film, The Love Guru.