Robert Fure’s been baking in the sun too long and he’s got a few things to say about the battle of good versus evil.

The Coroner saddles up and rides off into the hellish sunset as he battles The Burrowers on DVD.

The Coroner takes a time out from dissecting terrible movies and copulating with the good ones (Ed. Note: Gross) to plan out his, and your, viewing schedule for the next few months.

Before you get too disturbed (or excited) by the prospect of Mary Norton’s beloved Clock family returning from the dead and tearing into the flesh of normal-sized humans one tiny bite at a time… this isn’t The Borrowers Attack.