Currently Browsing: "Ten Thousand BC"

10,000 B.C. is an arid wasteland; a visual ostentation that falls far short of impression and a derivative, vacuously written, cliched-riddled mess that has little to do with accurate history or anything remotely original or interesting.

This film is old-fashioned epic storytelling, complete with a narrator (the legendary Omar Sharif) and all the trappings that come along with magical realism.