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Twilight: Eclipse Trailer: The Fight is Still Coming, Seriously

Twilight: Eclipse Trailer: The Fight is Still Coming, Seriously

Today, we see the first trailer for Twilight: Eclipse, and it’s mostly just fan service. All of those broody teen superhumans (and unhumans) talking about how much they will fight, if the fight happens. It’s all very romantic, I suppose.

By Neil Miller on March 11, 2010 | View Comments

Here’s Ten Seconds of Twilight: Eclipse; Please Contain Yourselves

Here’s Ten Seconds of Twilight: Eclipse; Please Contain Yourselves

At this point, I feel like I’m making fun of this entire process. Perhaps I’m just trying to point out the absurdity of this marketing ploy — the releasing of a ten-second teaser that is teasing a teaser trailer which will go online tomorrow. It’s a little much, for any movie. The fact that it’s Twilight: Eclipse only makes it easier for the comment section below to get a little rowdy.

By Neil Miller on March 10, 2010 | View Comments

Brace Yourselves: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Trailer is Coming

Brace Yourselves: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Trailer is Coming

There’s no easy way to go about this little piece of news — I’ll just come right out with it. Summit Entertainment has announced that the first trailer for Twilight: Eclipse will debut online on Thursday (March 11) at around 6:00a PST / 9:00a EST. The contents of this 90-second teaser are being kept under wraps until it debuts, but we can tell you this: it will include Edward (Robert Pattinson), Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Jacob (Taylor Lautner).

By Neil Miller on March 10, 2010 | View Comments

Twilight: Eclipse Trailer Coming in March, Insert Dirty Joke Here

Twilight: Eclipse Trailer Coming in March, Insert Dirty Joke Here

There’s a really dirty joke about teenage girls and soccer moms here somewhere, but I’m resisting out of respect for Twilight fans. In fact, I’ve long thought that their fandom should be commended.

By Neil Miller on February 19, 2010 | View Comments

In Regards to Your Movie, ‘Valentine’s Day’

In Regards to Your Movie, ‘Valentine’s Day’

The good Dr. Abaius is known widely for his correspondence with Hollywood. And in his most recent letter, he lets director Garry Marshall — a man who has directed his fair share of romantic comedy gems — know what he thinks of his latest film, Valentine’s Day.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on February 12, 2010 | View Comments

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Confirmed as Two Movies

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Confirmed as Two Movies

Listen up, Twilighters, because I’m only going to say this once. Nikki Finke has confirmed that the final book in Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series, “Breaking Dawn,” will be broken into two films.

By Neil Miller on February 12, 2010 | View Comments

Reject Radio: Episode 35 – Just Our Handsomeness

Reject Radio: Episode 35 – Just Our Handsomeness

This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, Derrick Comedy member, author, and screenwriter D.C. Pierson answers the tough questions. Why would Jennifer Love Hewitt insure her breasts through Allstate?

By Dr. Cole Abaius on February 8, 2010 | View Comments

Taylor Lautner and Stretch Armstrong: A Match Made in the Accounting Department

Taylor Lautner and Stretch Armstrong: A Match Made in the Accounting Department

Twilight star and all-around piece of meat Taylor Lautner has signed on to star in Universal’s upcoming toy-based film Stretch Armstrong, says Heat Vision. This 3D film will be made based on the line of Hasbro toys, and will likely make good money. Why? Because unlike his Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson, Lautner is seen as a bankable star.

By Neil Miller on February 6, 2010 | View Comments

Taylor Lautner to Get Sweaty, Extreme for Max Steel

Taylor Lautner to Get Sweaty, Extreme for Max Steel

What smells like money and workout sweat? According to the LA Times Hero Complex Blog, that smell is probably New Moon star Taylor Lautner’s potential next project: Max Steel.

By Jorge Del Pinal on December 4, 2009 | View Comments

Review: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Review: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

I was always taught that if you’re going to do something, you might as well do it right. I also know that fans of popular books deserve movies that honor their favorites, not drag them down. Sadly, Twilight: New Moon isn’t honoring anyone.

By Neil Miller on November 20, 2009 | View Comments

Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 11.20.09

Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 11.20.09

Kevin Carr heads out to the movies this week, giving his take on New Moon, Planet 51, The Blind Side and Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire

By Kevin Carr on November 20, 2009 | View Comments

Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 141 – Big Fat Moon

Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 141 – Big Fat Moon

Neil squeals about Team Jacob in his review of the highly anticipated The Twilight Saga: New Moon while Kevin struts around the Magical Studio in the Sky with no shirt on, desperately hoping people will mistake him for Taylor Lautner. There’s also a bizarre discussion of where Somali Pirates might fit into one of this week’s movies… how does that all work? Listen and find out!

By Kevin Carr on November 20, 2009 | View Comments

Full Twilight: New Moon Trailer Arrives

Full Twilight: New Moon Trailer Arrives

The full theatrical trailer for Twilight: New Moon is here, and it’s forcing us to deal with more action, more big nasty dogs and more crazy-eyed Dakota Fannings than we ever thought possible.

By Neil Miller on September 14, 2009 | View Comments

‘New Moon’ Trailer: See The Furry Side of Jacob Black

‘New Moon’ Trailer: See The Furry Side of Jacob Black

The heat is building for the next Twilight movie, and with shirtless dudes who turn into wolves, I have a feeling that the fanbase is going to be more than pleased with this newly released teaser.

By Neil Miller on August 17, 2009 | View Comments

‘New Moon’ Only Needs 14 Seconds to Get Shirtless

‘New Moon’ Only Needs 14 Seconds to Get Shirtless

The trailer for Twilight: New Moon drops in theaters along with the Summit Entertainment release Bandslam on Friday. But before we can even get to that, we have to sit through a 14-second “trailer preview.”

By Neil Miller on August 11, 2009 | View Comments

‘New Moon’ Photos Stare Intently, Remind Us of First Twilight

‘New Moon’ Photos Stare Intently, Remind Us of First Twilight

A new gallery of photos from the upcoming Twilight sequel, New Moon, have appeared on our doorstep this morning. We feel the need to subject you to them.

By Neil Miller on July 20, 2009 | View Comments

‘New Moon’ Teaser Trailer Gives It All Away

‘New Moon’ Teaser Trailer Gives It All Away

The first teaser trailer for New Moon is out and negates any need of really seeing the first twenty or so minutes of the film. So, that’s good.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on May 31, 2009 | View Comments

Twilight: New Moon: New Poster, New Footage, Casting!

Twilight: New Moon: New Poster, New Footage, Casting!

It’s been a while since Twilight stories have been flying thick and fast, so we thought we’d celebrate here on Film School Rejects by doing the obvious and lumping whatever news we do have on the scarily popular saga into a single post.

By Michelle Graham on May 19, 2009 | View Comments

Twilight Shocker: Set Pictures Reveal Bella’s New Habit

Twilight Shocker: Set Pictures Reveal Bella’s New Habit

Just the other day our good friends over at Spoiler TV sent us a link to a massive gallery of spy photos from the set of the upcoming Summit Entertainment film Twilight: New Moon. And upon careful inspection, we have made several shocking discoveries about the upcoming film.

By Neil Miller on March 13, 2009 | View Comments

Dakota Fanning Officially Joins the Twilight Saga

Dakota Fanning Officially Joins the Twilight Saga

Remember Twilight? That modestly budgeted movie released last year with vampires and some such? Well, it has officially begun casting for its next round and its bringing on a somewhat bigger name.

By Michelle Graham on March 9, 2009 | View Comments