Strippers

Jennifer Garner in Butter

What exactly is Butter? Is it a mock-heroic portrayal of a small town woman’s overblown political aspirations? A domestic story about a man addicted to strip clubs? An inspirational tale about a hard-luck orphan discovering talent and motivation? From what can be discerned by watching its new trailer, Butter would appear to be all of these things. And it would also appear to be a semi-comedic look at the world of competitive butter carving (which is a real thing, and totally worth a Google). At first glance all of that seems likely to be, both figuratively and literally, pretty messy. Can one movie pull off packing in this many disparate plot threads without losing focus and collapsing under its own weight? And are we really expected to watch a comedy about people carving butter that isn’t being brought to the screen by Christopher Guest and his usual cast of players? No, under most circumstances Butter wouldn’t look like a movie worth giving a chance at all – but just look at that laundry list of great people involved.

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Remember that time that you woke up in a cold sweat thinking that the nightmare you had wherein Showgirls had spawned a sequel? Get ready for that nightmare to become reality.

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Jessica Biel playing a stripper may be the only interesting thing about this flick. Judge for yourself from the trailer, but you might just want to wait for Mr. Skin screencaps.

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Fat Guys at the Movies

The Fat Guys bemoan the fact that certain studios have been withholding screenings of their films, while Neil unleashes a fit of rage against the quirky indie comedy Gigantic. He’ll never look at his dear Zooey Deschanel the same again.

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Marisa Tomei Shines in The Wrestler

Cole Abaius suppresses his longstanding crush just enough to be professional while speaking to the co-star of praise-magnet, The Wrestler

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The Coroner

The Coroner ventures into the world of zombies and strippers once more, a trip that nearly destroyed his will to ever watch direct to DVD horror again the last time he tried it. Did a fully nude Jenna Jameson covered in blood win him over?

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The Coroner

Zombies Zombies Zombies combines strippers, hookers, and the undead. What could go wrong? Everything, apparently.

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published: 06.18.2013

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