Remember that time that you woke up in a cold sweat thinking that the nightmare you had wherein Showgirls had spawned a sequel? Get ready for that nightmare to become reality.

Jessica Biel playing a stripper may be the only interesting thing about this flick. Judge for yourself from the trailer, but you might just want to wait for Mr. Skin screencaps.

The Fat Guys bemoan the fact that certain studios have been withholding screenings of their films, while Neil unleashes a fit of rage against the quirky indie comedy Gigantic. He’ll never look at his dear Zooey Deschanel the same again.

Cole Abaius suppresses his longstanding crush just enough to be professional while speaking to the co-star of praise-magnet, The Wrestler

The Coroner ventures into the world of zombies and strippers once more, a trip that nearly destroyed his will to ever watch direct to DVD horror again the last time he tried it. Did a fully nude Jenna Jameson covered in blood win him over?

Zombies Zombies Zombies combines strippers, hookers, and the undead. What could go wrong? Everything, apparently.