If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, it’s that Twitch editor Todd Brown can watch just about anything. He and our own Rob Hunter are kindred spirits like that. There is no amount of gross exploitation, sexual deviance or brutality that he would not gladly sit through in order to get the story. It’s what makes Twitch such a haven for the weird. So it’s worth taking note when something comes along that is so out in left field that Brown writes a headline like this: My Eyes Can Stand No More Than Four Minutes Of Marc Vorlander’s SHOWGIRLS: EXPOSED. That’s something, indeed.

Remember that time that you woke up in a cold sweat thinking that the nightmare you had wherein Showgirls had spawned a sequel? Get ready for that nightmare to become reality.