Little ass-kicking Thai kids, old ass-kicking Chinese guys, and one-eyed dogs make up the BUY list, while adventure, romance, madness, deception, and ass-swords make up the RENTals. And then there’s John Travolta’s From Paris With Love…

Hey everyone, we survived the January doldrums! And it wasn’t too bad either, cinematically speaking… Daybreakers and Youth In Revolt were both great fun anyway. So what types of films does February have in store for us? Pretty much a bit of everything actually…

Do you feel that nagging sensation deep in the back of your brain? That’s a desire you didn’t even know you had to watch Jackie Chan fornicate. It’s okay, we’ve all been there. Lucky for you Chan satisfies that urge here with a white hooker grinding away at him cowgirl style. (Although I’m pretty sure Chan had even less fun filming the scene than you’ll have watching it…) Oh, and the movie’s about illegal immigration and gang warfare in Tokyo.

Jackie Chan still beating ass, but not exactly laughing along the way in his new Chinese-language action drama Shinjuku Incident. Consider our attention captured.

Chan is trading acrobatics for acting lessons for Derek Lee’s new drama. A film that, we hope, contains no waxing on or waxing off.