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Because You Asked For It: Showgirls 2

Because You Asked For It: Showgirls 2

Remember that time that you woke up in a cold sweat thinking that the nightmare you had wherein Showgirls had spawned a sequel? Get ready for that nightmare to become reality.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on October 7, 2009 | Comments

Damn It Janet: Sarandon to Join ‘Wall Street 2′

Damn It Janet: Sarandon to Join ‘Wall Street 2′

The still-scorching red head will be bringing some motherly love to the production and hopefully making sure that Michael Douglas doesn’t use as much hair gel as he plans on using.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on August 26, 2009 | Comments

Mike Judge Thinks ‘Office Space 2′ Would Be a Bad Idea

Mike Judge Thinks ‘Office Space 2′ Would Be a Bad Idea

Is Extract a de facto sequel to Office Space? Would returning to the world of red staplers and TPS reports be such a bad thing? Yes – says that world’s creator.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on August 18, 2009 | Comments

‘S. Darko’ Lives…on DVD

‘S. Darko’ Lives…on DVD

Is S. Darko really the sequel no one asked for? If it is, no one will be excited when April 28th rolls around.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on February 3, 2009 | Comments