Welcome to the first edition of The Blu-ray Patrol, my fancy new weekly column that is about to turn your home entertainment world upside down and color it blu.

Would you like to win a free copy of Semi-Pro on DVD? All you have to do is head inside and follow some simple instructions. One includes telling us your favorite Will Ferrell quote of all-time.

Brian Gibson loves to buy DVDs. Come with him on his weekly journey into the depths of credit card debt as he tells you what to buy, rent and avoid.

We got an entire movie theater to ourselves. This has never happened to me or anyone I know. Then again, everyone I know is a tool so that either means God smiles on people who aren’t the biggest tools or there is no God and we’re all on our own.

To quote Howard Beale, moviegoers are mad as hell and they aren’t going to take it anymore.

Two funny dudes and his wife are the primary cast in Judd Apatow’s return to the director’s chair following Knocked Up.

Did you ever hear the joke about how to get rid of a blond? You put her on the highway and say “walk to the end.”

No wonder New Line is going out of business, then, based on a showing like this from one of its highly-touted movies.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there existed a league known as the American Basketball Association.

Yet another shameless plug for Semi-Pro. This time Will Ferrell dominates Bill Walton in HORSE…

Will Ferrell in short shorts. Isn’t that enough to inspire you to see the movie Semi-Pro?

A defunct basketball team, a girl with a pig nose and two skanky 17th century sisters vie for box office glory this weekend.

Jackie Moon wants you to be stylish…

With Will Ferrell’s newest jaunt piece Semi-Pro butt slapping and sweating its way into theaters with that 70s groove going on, now is as good a time as any to remind you that retro is always current.

As it is with many of Will Ferrell’s films, they are funny sober and funnier drunk. So, here’s our contribution to the cause.

This is a rumor that we’d be glad to start…

Jackie Moon wants to send you a very sexy Valentine’s Day message…

As the “Month of Funk” leading up to the release of Will Ferrell’s ‘Semi-Pro’ rolls on, the marketing for the film continues to get weirder and weirder.

We’re giving you a month of funk, thanks to the upcoming film Semi-Pro. Can you dig it?

Will Ferrell will make you “suck him sexy”.