As the Oscars have come and gone, and so have the GAG Awards, sponsored by Film School Rejects. These annual awards remember the worst films of 2008.

Scarlett Johansson is at the top of the list as Emily Blunt’s replacement as The Black Widow. Why this is the case, I have no idea.

Variety is reporting this evening that Josh Brolin (Milk) and Anthony Hopkins are both joining up with Woody Allen’s upcoming ensemble film, which will begin shooting in London this summer.

Once again, nudity wins. Pineapple Express star Amber Heard’s inhibitions about being nude on film may have just landed her a role next to Johnny Depp, pulling the rug out from under Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley.

Frank Miller’s latest directorial effort goes all-out for the camp and ends up in the toilet.

While I still cannot in good conscience recommend that you be very excited about Frank Miller’s upcoming adaptation of Will Eisner’s The Spirit, a featurette that debuted this weekend over at MTV does give us a few titillating reasons to pay attention.

Great minds must think alike — because that is the same parallel that we’ve been drawing all along.

Kevin Carr believes that celebrity opinions on politics don’t matter, yet he buys the sodas they endorse, the diapers they buy their children, and joined a pyramid scheme just because John Cusack told him to.

Through much of the year, most celebrities stay out of politics. But when an election rolls around, they suddenly mistake their star popularity for public interest in what they have to say about the issues.

Those among you with a zest for both the indie and international flavor might just remember a little movie from 2006 entitled Paris, je t’aime. Now, from the same producer and an a-list cast of characters comes New York, I Love You.

There’s an ad campaign over at scarlettjohansson.com promising the chance to score a threesome with the hot, young star. Not only are we entering it, we’re winning it. With your help.

In his new film Vicky Christina Barcelona, the main characters spend a summer flopping around Spain and drinking wine. Wouldn’t you like to join them in this endeavor?

While the action takes place almost exclusively in Spain, the script is still a highlight of neurotic New Yorkers who babble on about nothing and everything. This is the essence of Woody Allen.

There’s a lot to like about Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and none of it has to do with Scarlett and Penelope making out (which is a brief moment).

Controversy is all over the place as Kevin calls for a boycott of Tropic Thunder due to insensitivity to fat people while Neil takes some shots at Tim Shriver. Nothing is sacred, and everyone should be offended at this week’s Fat Guys at the Movies.

Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendez… how could that duo get any hotter? By adding Sarah Paulson as Ellen Dolan, the whip-smart girl-next-door, and Jaime King as Loreli, a murderous French nightclub dancer, that’s how.

Oddly enough, the film’s new movie poster is also in the mood to get down in a “let’s have a very European threesome” sort of way.

A new poster for The Spirit features the always alluring Scarlett Johansson as silky-smooth and devious bad girl Silken Floss. And as you can see, she is interested in keeping things kinky.

The forthcoming He’s Just Not That Into You boasts a strong, varied cast and finally answers the burning, itching, slightly rashy question of how to turn a How To book into a movie.

I don’t know about all of you, but I find something inherently interesting in a movie that features a bunch of incredibly beautiful people making out all over one of the world’s most beautiful cities.