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When they tell you not to panic, that’s when you run. I’m almost certain that we’ll all be running when Roland Emmerich’s latest film, the über-apocalyptic thriller 2012 hits theaters.

Having seen the first trailer for Roland Emmerich’s 2012, I can safely say that the director has something against the planet Earth. This second trailer just reinforces that fact…

Let’s get one thing straight right up front… Roland Emmerich’s new movie 2012 is going to be incredibly stupid. And I cannot wait to see it on the big screen.

Roland Emmerich is all set to attack Isaac Asimov’s Foundation Trilogy with as many explosions as need to take it down.

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. Personally, I think chocolate pudding will somehow come into play. A new teaser for 2012 suggests it may also involve giant walls of water.

Roland Emmerich’s last few adventure epics may not have gone over too well, but it’s easy to forget that the dude has made good films in the past. And with his next film, he is at least off to a good start with the casting.

10,000 B.C. is an arid wasteland; a visual ostentation that falls far short of impression and a derivative, vacuously written, cliched-riddled mess that has little to do with accurate history or anything remotely original or interesting.

On principle, I really should have liked 10,000 BC more.

Do you want to see prehistoric monsters kick the shit out of cavemen on screen? Do you want to see this stuff while you’re drunk?

This film is old-fashioned epic storytelling, complete with a narrator (the legendary Omar Sharif) and all the trappings that come along with magical realism.

Your ‘A day in the life of 10,000 B.C.‘ video will be judged, and possibly win you $10,000.

Roland Emmerich makes pure popcorn movies. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing, as there’s definitely a place in film for that kind of entertainment.