How cool would a cross-over between Rob Zombie’s ‘Halloween’ and Sandra Bullock’s ‘The Net’ be? Not very, which is why this post is about Halloween 2′s new trailer.

Rob Zombie slapped together a poster for Halloween 2 and now we’re all going to look at it together, friends.

On the plus side, the new trailer voiceover says “Zombie completes his extreme vision of a terrifying legend.” So that’s something…

Today brings the birth of The Early Edition, FSR’s latest daily feature — its your new first stop for movie news in the morning. Period. Seriously.

Per Shock Till You Drop, Michael Myers will spend about 70% of H2 without a mask. Myers, the iconic masked boogie man, will walk around for most of the new film with a beard on his face instead of a mask. Note to Zombie… a dude that looks like the lost and retarded fourth member of ZZ Top is not scary.

Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 — that’s H2 if you’re too lazy to spell out long words that end in “ween” — is officially going to kick ass. Yup. Veteran scream queen Margot Kidder is on board.

The folks at Dimension Films have released the first teaser poster for Rob Zombie’s H2, the sequel to his 2007 remake of the 1978 John Carpenter classic Halloween.

Rob Zombie has his hands on a second Halloween film, and we have our hands on a picture of Michael Myers’ new mask.

Get it? Second Halloween 2? Because its the second time there is a second Halloween movie. God, I hate remakes.

A post has appeared on Rob Zombie’s MySpace blog claiming that another favorite Grindhouse faux trailer, Werewolf Women of the S.S., is being made into a comic book.

Meet Rob Zombie’s newest trailer-trash bad-ass and find out what he’s gonna do!

Rumors are flying all over that Rob Zombie is going to be in the director’s chair when Conan is remade.

While I’m sure I’m pretty lonely in the fan-boat of the 1984 B-Masterpiece C.H.U.D. there is at least one other person in here with me – Rob Zombie.