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Wow that’s a strong statement. Let’s see how offensive this gets.

I know there are naysayers among you who think the headline above is redundant, who think Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo series has been a joke since the first sequel. However…

Word from Variety is that Sly Stallone is strapping on his Olivia Newton-John headband and prepping for more Rambo carnage.

Rambo makes plans to fight aging with hobbies that don’t include killing while The Expendables aim to take your 13 year old’s lunch money. Maybe.

It is Tuesday and that means we are all in DVD purchasing mode, does it not? And thankfully the folks at Amazon have decided to bring out a few of their best promos just for the DVDholics among us.

I remember a time when sex used to be what sold in Hollywood, it’s not really that way anymore. It’s all about sequels nowadays. Anything the corporate machine can do to propagate a franchise and poke fun at aging actors in roles that may or may not compromise the position they’re in when jumping off buildings, driving backwards through tunnels, or remembering to take their Metamucil.

We Rejects love our action and we sure as hell like watching men, women, monsters, and superheroes whip the crap out of each other on the big screen. Here are our favorite fights of 2008.

With Comic-Con over and done, we want to take a moment to pause and look back, at the year so far. We do this in a format that we like to call “Ten Things We Liked, 5 Things We Didn’t.”

Forget the Zohan! With the Zohan, the worst thing that can happen is you’ll get squeezed between his unnaturally hard butt cheeks. With these other characters, you risk death… or worse.

I remember joking with my friends in grade school, saying that we’d see ‘Rocky 12′ and Sylvester Stallone would be using a walker in the ring. Well it seems that my friends and I might not be too far off.

Brian Gibson loves to buy DVDs. Come with him on his weekly journey into the depths of credit card debt as he tells you what to buy, rent and avoid.

Sly has an idea for Rambo 5. Involving abducted women. And Mexico. And Mariachis with shotgun-packed guitar cases. Basically Rambo would be blowing the mierda out of Mexico.

Resident Reject Robert goes past his boiling point once again on the over abundance of poorly rendered CGI infesting movies.

This just goes to show you can’t keep a good ol’ fashioned ass-whoopin American hero down. Sylvester Stallone, fresh off the surprisingly well-reviewed and refreshing Rambo is preparing and moving forward to shoot a 5th Rambo film.

Let’s fuel the fire of more geriatric fire power…

Sly seeks an all-star cast to remake Charlie Bronson’s classic.

Sly signs for two more movies. Will they be more ‘Rambo’ sequels?

They may be over the hill, but that doesn’t mean they still wouldn’t have us running and hiding.

Miley Cyrus beats out Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra and Eva Longoria Parker at the box office.

Please drink responsibly, and don’t go into Burma without John Rambo at your side.