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It’s an 80s retro show as Kevin and Neil break out the whips and Fedoras to welcome the return of Indiana Jones to the big screen.

Despite fans clamoring, waiting nearly twenty years, the brilliant viral marketing campaign and the constant positive media buzz, Uwe Boll’s latest piece of genius has been yanked from all 150 billion theaters that is was going to play in next weekend.

For every Iron Man, there is a Made of Honor. And this summer is going to be filled with crap as much as it will be filled with awesomeness. So, in an effort to protect the moviegoing public, here’s my cautionary list of eight summer movies that are sure to suck ass.

Boll has released a video of himself responding to the phenomenon sweeping the Internet, and it’s a doozie! The rant makes him look like a low-rent James Bond villain, or at least a maniacal John McCain in a non-televised debate.

After years of undeserved glory and praise, it seems that someone finally has the guts and strength of will to take down hack-director menace, Steven Spielberg.

To many movie fans out there, this news is paramount, akin to the classic news stories of Truman’s defeat over Dewey, man landing on the moon and the Japanese surrender to end World War II.