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New Photos From Rob Marshall’s Nine

New Photos From Rob Marshall’s Nine

The Weinstein Company hit Reject HQ with a few new photos from their upcoming release Nine, from director Rob Marshall (Chicago). And boy, does Judi Dench look hot.

By Neil Miller on September 2, 2009 | Comments

Watch This: Trailer for Rob Marshall’s Nine

Watch This: Trailer for Rob Marshall’s Nine

The Weinstein Company has released a vibrant an sexually throbbing trailer for the upcoming musical Nine, the latest work of director Rob Marshall (Chicago).

By Neil Miller on May 14, 2009 | Comments

‘G-Force’ Teaser Tests Our Ability to Comprehend Stupidity

‘G-Force’ Teaser Tests Our Ability to Comprehend Stupidity

Now I know why we’re having such a hard time fighting the war in Iraq. We aren’t using guinea pigs as soldiers.

By Adam Sweeney on December 31, 2008 | Comments

Movie Drinking Games: Vicky Christina Barcelona

Movie Drinking Games: Vicky Christina Barcelona

In his new film Vicky Christina Barcelona, the main characters spend a summer flopping around Spain and drinking wine. Wouldn’t you like to join them in this endeavor?

By Kevin Carr on August 15, 2008 | Comments

‘Vicky Christina Barcelona’ Is Old School Woody Allen, If You Like That Sort of Thing

‘Vicky Christina Barcelona’ Is Old School Woody Allen, If You Like That Sort of Thing

While the action takes place almost exclusively in Spain, the script is still a highlight of neurotic New Yorkers who babble on about nothing and everything. This is the essence of Woody Allen.

By Kevin Carr on August 15, 2008 | Comments

Cruz, Bardem Shine in Woody Allen’s ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’

Cruz, Bardem Shine in Woody Allen’s ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’

There’s a lot to like about Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and none of it has to do with Scarlett and Penelope making out (which is a brief moment).

By Josh Radde on August 15, 2008 | Comments

Fat Guys at the Movies: Episode 78 – Fly Me to the Tropic Clone Fatness

Fat Guys at the Movies: Episode 78 – Fly Me to the Tropic Clone Fatness

Controversy is all over the place as Kevin calls for a boycott of Tropic Thunder due to insensitivity to fat people while Neil takes some shots at Tim Shriver. Nothing is sacred, and everyone should be offended at this week’s Fat Guys at the Movies.

By Fat Guys at the Movies on August 15, 2008 | Comments

New ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’ Trailer Makes Out With… Everyone

New ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’ Trailer Makes Out With… Everyone

Oddly enough, the film’s new movie poster is also in the mood to get down in a “let’s have a very European threesome” sort of way.

By Neil Miller on June 17, 2008 | Comments

Woody Allen’s Vicky Christina Barcelona Trailer Wants to Lick Your Face

Woody Allen’s Vicky Christina Barcelona Trailer Wants to Lick Your Face

I don’t know about all of you, but I find something inherently interesting in a movie that features a bunch of incredibly beautiful people making out all over one of the world’s most beautiful cities.

By Neil Miller on May 13, 2008 | Comments

Javier Bardem Finds Out What’s Better Than Winning an Oscar

Javier Bardem Finds Out What’s Better Than Winning an Oscar

Good looking, Spanish, and a hell of an actor, this dude has it all. And you would think that there is nothing that could top what he has already accomplished. Not so fast, friendo.

By Neil Miller on April 11, 2008 | Comments

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Make Sweet Love

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Make Sweet Love

The title says it all. Scarlett, Penelope and a whole mess of lesbianism.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on February 7, 2008 | Comments