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There was a lot of fake movie news floating around yesterday, but there’s always a lot of fake movie news floating around. We take a look at eleven rumor stories (some true, some false) that really should have been posted on April 1st.

Continuing to play catch up, the Coroner rocks out to the psychotic, strange, and rockingly satisfying genetic opera that is Repo!

Paul Sileo’s coverage of the 29th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards will likely make your bowels explode.

Kevin and Neil reconnect in the Virtual Studio in the Sky. Neil insists it’s still magic while Kevin revels in the fact he can do the show in his underwear.

Paris Hilton may have finally found a role that fits her as well as that time when she got impaled by an ice pick. This time she’s singing and teaching kids about how to use drugs.

For years, musical film fans have waited for a film they could latch on to and call their own. Repo! The Genetic Opera is that film.

Catch round 2 of our epic non-coverage of the 2008 Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF), in which we live vicariously through our friends and neighbors around the web.

Apparently in the world of a hotel heiress, cooperating in the making of a documentary about your life and actually showing it to the public are two different things.

When Neil asked me to wrap up my Con experience, I immediately thought about love. By now hopefully you’ve seen my brand of love – face punches.

Recovering from a harrowing trip to the San Diego Comic-Con, Kevin and Neil sharpen their claws and sink their teeth into the start of crappy movie season with the first August releases.

Does “Repo! The Genetic Opera” rock Robert Fure’s casbah or leave him bleeding a bathtub full of ice sans spleen? Only one way to find out.

We never get around to covering everything that happens around the ole’ movie web. With that in mind, we would like to introduce our new daily feature, The Daily Grind, our daily homage to laziness in journalism.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have never seen chaps like these before…

This week we feature posters with Eva Longoria, Paris Hilton and Jenny McCarthy. It can’t be that bad. Can it?

I guess slaughtering Jedi and turning a galactic republic into an oppressive empire isn’t nearly as bad as partying in L.A. hot spots without panties or violating driving probation.

It’s been so long that I’ve read anything about Paris Hilton’s acting career that I was surprised to learn that she was actually out of jail and headed to the big screen.