We continue our journey through a month of frightening, bloody and violent films. For more, check out our 31 Days of Horror homepage. You gotta give Ryan Murphy credit for one thing, he sure as hell doesn’t believe in doing anything “normal,” and his triumphant return to adult television in the new FX series American Horror Story fits right in with the rest of his filmography, and the creepy child would agree. What can honestly be said about American Horror Story? Well first off, there’s no way to properly market this show. It’s honestly one of the most twisted things this reviewer has ever seen attempted by a mainstream television network. Here are a few adjectives and phrases I would use to describe the series: bloody, creepy, hyper-sexual, campy, crazy, ummm…okay…, WTF?!, where the?, huh?, holy shit, behind you! If any of that sounds appealing, then you are going to fucking love American Horror Story.

Fill your prescription for thrills and excitement with Nip/Tuck Season Five Part Two on DVD! The 8-episode DVD set brings more envelope-pushing surgeries that promise to keep viewers on the edge of their seats.

In the season finale, there are tears, tantrums, discoveries and even vampires. Teddy’s revealed to be a big ol’ pathological liar with a whole other life down in sin city, a life which may have ended in murder.

Christian finds his replacement for the practice who turns out to have one very strange special interest. Liz fights to live out her dream wedding, despite Mama Cruz’s constant digs at her life and past choices. Meanwhile, Allegra Calderello, aka “Pussy Lips”, returns to McNamara/Troy seeking a physical remodel at the request of her dying husband.

Sean’s journey of chemically induced discovery leads him to realise that while he can’t completely let go of his cautious nature, there is a midway point between his approach and Teddy’s. Christian receives bad news, prompting an emotional plea and an unexpected request.

The newest addition to McNamara/Troy proves herself quite the troublemaker and even brings out the nastier side of Sean, who is struggling with the idea of his own life story being filmed as an Aidan Stone feature.

Christian regains his mojo after his reconstructive surgery, breaking Liz’s heart & causing her to abandon her life in Los Angeles.

Sean learns Julia is planning to move to New York. A familiar evil face reworks history to torment the living, before disappearing in a cloud. Meanwhile, Liz questions her sexuality after her night with Christian.

Christian struggles through breast cancer with Liz at his side, and Sean’s secret is finally revealed.

Colleen’s attack on Sean leaves him with long term injuries, not to mention psychological scars. Liz’s decision to get a breast reduction results in Christian requiring a mastectomy.

Poor Katee Sackhoff. Her attempt at getting a defining role outside of Battlestar Galactica last year failed miserably, with Bionic Woman taking a dive after 8 episodes. But, like any sensible woman, Katee has branched out and gotten herself on an NBC-based cash cow.