This week’s episode of Lost means “from eternity.” A subtle jab at how long it’s taken the show to get out of the second act.

We here at FSR thought we should get a sex column, but it couldn’t just be any old, tired, worn-out, married for seventeen years and barely looking at each other while we brush our teeth and where did the love go sex column. It needed to be the best damned sex column on the face of the planet.