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Thank Buddha because the summer movie season is finally here!

When I first heard another Indiana Jones movie was coming out, a little part of my brain perked up and fired off a warning shot that this may not be such a good thing.

There’s something missing from today’s movie multiplexes other than quality films, sticky theater floors that don’t feel like the killing floor of a slaughterhouse and money in your wallet after you leave.

When that time comes, let’s pray archaeologists don’t excavate a 2 million year old Blockbuster… Such as Meet the Spartans.

Belief is a funny thing. One person may think something is the most brilliant book, movie or song they have ever heard and another person will read, watch or hear the exact same thing and think their head has just been raped by evil spirits.

There are a slew of Christmas movies out there, which seems rather unfair because it’s the only holiday where movies are made specifically for it.

My Christmas shopping trip was Hell. No wait, that doesn’t really describe it. At least Hell has a lava hot coffee break. It was below Hell. It was Dante’s Inferno on Ice.

With no apologies to Dr. Seuss, because, hey, he’s dead. What’s he going to do to me?

Everyone has fear. It’s ingrained in our psyche. Anyone who denies it is lying, dead or both.