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DVD Review: Highlander: The Source

DVD Review: Highlander: The Source

In a futuristic dystopia, Duncan MacLeod (Adrian Paul) and his fellow immortals go in search of The Source, a mythic entity they’re being guided to by Duncan’s wife Anna (Thekla Reuten). Standing in their way is The Guardian (Christian Solimeno), a former immortal who is doomed to ensure others never reach The Source.

By Cole Abaius on March 31, 2008 | Be the First To Comment

The 8 Best Films About Texas

The 8 Best Films About Texas

In honor of the South By Southwest festival in Austin a few weeks back and this weekend’s AFI Dallas Film Festival, and to celebrate the fact that Neil has very little power over me while he’s still recovering from oversized novelty margaritas, I’m presenting this Lone Star-themed Top Eight list.

By Cole Abaius on March 31, 2008 | Comments (7)

DVD Review: The Nines

DVD Review: The Nines

Part One:
Gary is upside down. After a handle of booze and a sizable crack rock, Gary (Ryan Reynolds) lands his car upside down the old fashioned way and ends up under house arrest with a cheery publicist named Margaret (Melissa McCarthy). He’s hoping a romance with his mysterious neighbor Sarah (Hope Davis) will cure […]

By Cole Abaius on March 30, 2008 | Be the First To Comment

Lindsay Lohan Joins the Manson Cult

Lindsay Lohan Joins the Manson Cult

Remember Lindsay Lohan? That lovable scamp that melted our hearts in Disney’s remakes of its own movies, then grew up, flashed her special parts to the public, and made crappy movies between stints in rehab? Whatever happened to her?

By Cole Abaius on March 28, 2008 | Comments (1)

Dentmobiles Protested by Clowns, Headed in the Right Direction

Dentmobiles Protested by Clowns, Headed in the Right Direction

Clowns came out to protest a recent stop on the tour of the Harvey Dentmobile, the campaign for Harvey Dent to take back Gotham. With their signs of “Change We Can’t Believe In” and “Your Future, Decided with a Coin Flip”, they are eerily reminiscent of our own, real world politics.

By Cole Abaius on March 24, 2008 | Comments (3)

Justice League Not Australian Enough

Justice League Not Australian Enough

George Miller gets denied a tax break for his upcoming project… For the Justice League, the hits just keep on coming.

By Cole Abaius on March 19, 2008 | Be the First To Comment

Lena Headey Joins Ridley Scott’s Tell-Tale

Lena Headey Joins Ridley Scott’s Tell-Tale

The sexy up-and-comer takes her 300 and ‘Sarah Conner’ fame to Ridley Scott’s next project.

By Cole Abaius on March 17, 2008 | Be the First To Comment

Is Wall-E This Year’s Inconvenient Truth?

Is Wall-E This Year’s Inconvenient Truth?

Despite the sugar-coated trailer that’s hit the web recently for Wall-E, the main premise of the film is a strong indictment of American society – a population of obese humans have trashed and polluted their planet beyond inhabitability.

By Cole Abaius on March 15, 2008 | Comments (7)

New Muppets Movie in the Works!

New Muppets Movie in the Works!

The creators of Forgetting Sarah Marshall turn toward a Jim Henson classic.

By Cole Abaius on March 13, 2008 | Comments (2)

Boiling Point! Common Sense

Boiling Point! Common Sense

Foul number one. No breastfeeding in a movie theater. I would have thought that was common sense.

By Robert Fure on November 28, 2007 | Comments (2)