I don’t watch Spike because I didn’t date rape anyone in college, but I’m starting to think that I should. Watch the station, not date rape someone. Why? Because apparently they have a show where science (science!) determines who would win in an epic battle of the most intense warriors of all time. Now, we can report that Night at the Museum director Shawn Levy (who’s currently wrapping Real Steel) wants to bring Deadliest Warrior to the big screen.

We break down all the films that don’t speak English and such…