Jennifer Cady is an avid reader of FilmSchoolRejects, is jealous of my success and is currently stalking me.

Kevin and Neil whip themselves up into a frenzy about how ridiculously awesome The Dark Knight is. Oh, and they do manage to mention Peter Dinklage as well this week.

Welcome to FSR’s newest weekly feature in which I break down the good, the bad, and the ugly of what Hollywood has to offer.

Memoirs are reserved for presidents, public figures and celebrities with long, rich careers. They are not to be attributed to a teenage celebrity who hasn’t even settled on a final bra size yet.

We never get around to covering everything that happens around the ole’ movie web. With that in mind, we would like to introduce our new daily feature, The Daily Grind, our daily homage to laziness in journalism.

Can a shirtless Matthew McConaughey pull people away from Hannah Montana?

Miley Cyrus beats out Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra and Eva Longoria Parker at the box office.

This week’s movies look absolutely frightening — frightening to watch and frightening to predict.

Let me start by saying that I have nothing against Miley Cyrus. It’s the parents of her biggest fans that I’m out to get…