Before we can allow you to see a movie about a Hindu sex guru played by Mike Myers, we must show you something equally as intriguing. At least, we were intrigued…

I have found myself on an email splattercast courtesy of Rajan Zed, a self-proclaimed “prominent Indo-American leader.” Yes, while the Guru Pitka seems to be stalking our illustrious Executive Editor Neil Miller, I’m the target of this Indo-American media hound.

If there is one thing we absolutely love to do, it is hook up our readers with fancy free stuff, as bribery for coming back and reading our site.

The marketing for the upcoming Mike Myers comedy continues to leave me feeling violated, used and mildly entertained.

With the release of Kung Fu Panda, Jack Black becomes just the next in a long line of comedic talents, both stand-up and otherwise, to take the lead in a major animated film. So how does he compare to others who have come before him?

Guru Pitka foresees Mike Myers will be a rock god. That is all. Mariska Hargitay!

As I said before, I believe that somehow The Guru Pitka, star of the upcoming Paramount film The Love Guru is stalking me.

It has been happening for a while now — The Love Guru, played by Mike Myers, has been stalking me. Now, he is here with a second trailer that is kind of funny, so I am going to let him stalk you, too.

For every Iron Man, there is a Made of Honor. And this summer is going to be filled with crap as much as it will be filled with awesomeness. So, in an effort to protect the moviegoing public, here’s my cautionary list of eight summer movies that are sure to suck ass.

Apparently a group of Hindu leaders are planning on protesting Mike Myers’ upcoming cinematic travesty The Love Guru for its lampooning of their religion. Lila D. Sharma, president of the India Heritage Panel in Chandigarh, India, has said, “Hollywood is trying to make money by laughing at our holy men and in the process creating a stereotype.”

Despite the Jessica Alba factor, this one looks like it is going nowhere fast.

Mike Myers will creep you out…

Whether or not you are willing to admit that you enjoyed all three Austin Powers flicks, you have to admit that Mike Myers is funny. USA Today gives us the first look at Myers all tooled up for his new film, The Love Guru.