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McConaughey and Mendes to Make Mediocre Mexican Movie

McConaughey and Mendes to Make Mediocre Mexican Movie

Way I see it, the one upside to the US endlessly perpetuating the drug war is hot people making movies about the US endlessly perpetuating the drug war.

By Bethany Perryman on July 30, 2009 | Comments

Review: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Review: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

‘Ghosts of Girlfriends Past’ is a bad movie that nonetheless interestingly (and most likely unintentionally) dissects Matthew McConaughey’s archetypal onscreen persona.

By Robert Levin on May 2, 2009 | Comments

Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 05.01.09

Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 05.01.09

Kevin Carr reviews this week’s new movies: X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and Battle for Terra.

By Kevin Carr on May 1, 2009 | Comments

Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 113 – Fat Guy Origins

Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 113 – Fat Guy Origins

The Fat Guys ring in the summer movie season with a Fat Guy Five – The Most Anticipated Films of Summer, while Kevin risks a backlash of political correctness by explaining why he thinks Obsessed with Beyonkadonk did so well last week.

By Kevin Carr on May 1, 2009 | Comments

11 Rumors We Wish Had Been April Fool’s Jokes

11 Rumors We Wish Had Been April Fool’s Jokes

There was a lot of fake movie news floating around yesterday, but there’s always a lot of fake movie news floating around. We take a look at eleven rumor stories (some true, some false) that really should have been posted on April 1st.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on April 2, 2009 | Comments

Cinema Sleuth: Kate Hudson and the Case of the Collapsing Career

Cinema Sleuth: Kate Hudson and the Case of the Collapsing Career

There are certain questions in life one puzzles over furiously. Today, we examine a tricky one by asking what the hell happened to Kate Hudson’s career? Cinema Sleuth is on the case.

By Adam Sweeney on January 14, 2009 | Comments

Review: ‘Surfer, Dude’ Is A Stoner Comedy Minus The Comedy

Review: ‘Surfer, Dude’ Is A Stoner Comedy Minus The Comedy

How do you make a stoner comedy and forget the comedy? Having watched both Surfer, Dude and the DVD’s special features, my guess would have something to do with the cast and crew sampling the ganja used as set dressing a bit too often and succumbing to short term memory loss.

By Rob Hunter on December 31, 2008 | Comments

If You Don’t Get the Jokes in ‘Tropic Thunder,’ You Don’t Deserve to Laugh

If You Don’t Get the Jokes in ‘Tropic Thunder,’ You Don’t Deserve to Laugh

Some have suggested that this movie goes too far with inappropriate language, situations and characters, but unlike some movies, Tropic Thunder isn’t just going for shock value. At its heart, Tropic Thunder is a parody of its own industry and nothing more.

By Kevin Carr on August 13, 2008 | Comments

Shenanigans: Matthew McConaughey in Thundercats: The Movie

Shenanigans: Matthew McConaughey in Thundercats: The Movie

This article has absolutely nothing to do with the real Thundercats movie currently set to see theater time in 2010. This is all about a faux production created in the minds of a few fans.

By Neil Miller on August 4, 2008 | Comments

Matthew McConaughey is Chevy Chase and You’re Not

Matthew McConaughey is Chevy Chase and You’re Not

Remember when Chevy Chase made great movies? I know, it’s been a while. You have to go back twenty-five to thirty years to Chase’s heyday as a comedy king.

By Rob Hunter on July 8, 2008 | Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio to Promote Living Green as Captain America?

Leonardo DiCaprio to Promote Living Green as Captain America?

In the latest rumors to come out of the Marvel rumor mill (which has, by the way, been working overtime this week), we now think we know that Leonardo DiCaprio is very high on the list for the lead role in Captain America. Interesting…

By Neil Miller on June 13, 2008 | Comments

Six Actors Who Would Suck as Indiana Jones

Six Actors Who Would Suck as Indiana Jones

Here is a look into our dark future. These are actors that would be terrible as Indiana Jones, but you know that someone somewhere is going to seriously suggest them to inherit the Fedora…

By Kevin Carr on May 23, 2008 | Comments

Rumor Patrol: Matthew McConaughey as Captain America?

Rumor Patrol: Matthew McConaughey as Captain America?

I have heard some doozies in my day, but this one might just take the cake. Our friends over at Cinema Blend have it on high that Matthew McConaughey, king of bedding hot babes, not bathing and surviving with little to no acting talent, may be on the top of Marvel’s short-list of candidates to step into the role of Captain America.

By Neil Miller on May 6, 2008 | Comments

What Scares the Stars? – Movie Star Phobias

What Scares the Stars? – Movie Star Phobias

Some people are scared of one thing (Freud was afraid of ferns), and some people are scared of everything.. Take Woody Allen. He suffers from many phobias, including Arachibutyrophobia — fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of his mouth.

By Maggie Van Ostrand on April 13, 2008 | Comments

Matthew McConaughey to Take Over the ‘Stache Patrol

Matthew McConaughey to Take Over the ‘Stache Patrol

The rumor of action hunk Matthew McConaughey taking over the mustache of Tom Selleck for a proposed Magnum, PI flick kicked up a notch recently as Entertainment Weekly learned that the role is his should he want it, and he’s currently reading the script.

By Robert Fure on April 3, 2008 | Comments

Movie Review: Fool’s Gold

Movie Review: Fool’s Gold

A blend of adventure and romantic comedy along the lines of Romancing the Stone or Six Days, Seven Nights… without the old man macking on the lesbian.

By Kevin Carr on February 8, 2008 | Comments

Tom Cruise Rocks a Fat Suit for Stiller’s ‘Tropic Thunder’

Tom Cruise Rocks a Fat Suit for Stiller’s ‘Tropic Thunder’

Tom Cruise — yes, the Tom Cruise — has joined the production of Ben Stiller’s upcoming action comedy Tropic Thunder. In quite possibly the most entertaining way…

By Neil Miller on November 19, 2007 | Comments