The die has been cast. And by die, I mean Ryan Reynolds – as Hal Jordan – for the forthcoming Green Lantern. Start freaking out positively or negatively….now.

We know the director, the story, and how realistic they want to make it. Now to whom should Martin Cambell and company give their ring of power?

Remember that Green Lantern pet project that Warners has going on? It might have just found a majorly talented director.

I’m bound and gagged. Handcuffed to a chair somewhere in a dark, musty warehouse. Dust is creeping into my lungs, and I miss my stuffed animals, but I managed to intercept a critical piece of news from a source that I refuse to name.