Sexy Japanese nurses! Bloody revenge! Teens with lascivious split personalities! An overdue library book lost in the apocalypse! More bloody revenge! Not MacGruber! Jews and Aussies! Rip Torn’s poop-covered buttocks! And a romantic comedy from the director of Daredevil!

To be honest, we were just way too busy positing alternate actresses to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3 that we had not time to think about who might actually end up in the movie. This and more in today’s B-Roll.

It’s time to brush up on lawsuits and find out the legal status on mullets.

I caught this video a few days ago as it began circulation around the interwebs but I thought I would save it for Friday and send you off to your weekend with an especially charming Daily Diversion.