Will Kathryn Bigelow or Ben Affleck make up for their Oscar snubs with a Best Director win? Will there be a Salmon Fishing in the Yemen sweep? Will Marion Cotillard and John Hawkes be wheeled out, in-character, to pay tribute to all the people whose handicaps allow actors to win awards? These are questions that will be answered — even if all answers are “no” — at tonight’s Golden Globe Awards. And you should join Daniel Walber and myself in watching, even though Ricky Gervais isn’t dishing out insults again. Just grab some booze (or some very sour grapefruit juice) and not only play along with the drinking game that co-hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have devised but also read along with our witty commentary. Feel free to take an extra shot any time we are not in fact being witty. And any time our predictions are incorrect. I will be updating the list of winners at the bottom of this post throughout the evening. The commentary will begin at about 7:30pm ET via CoverItLive.com, and you can follow the whole thing in the box right here:

Two years ago, we were on a boat in the middle of a lake somewhere near Austin, Texas. Last year, we were in an abandoned 6th century church somewhere deep in the heart of Eastern Europe. This year, we’ll be in our living rooms. Times have been tough all over. Still, that shouldn’t stop you from joining us for our getting-slightly-more-infamous-every-year Live Blog of the Oscars! What else are you going to be doing that night besides yelling every time you “called it” and driving your friends crazy? Now you can do that and enjoy the hilarious antics of the Rejects. Participate in meaningful polls about the armpit hair of presenters, test your wits with our trivial challenges, and scratch your head as Adam Charles accidentally live-blogs the movie Oscar featuring Sly Stallone. Check out our full Oscar coverage up until now and mark your calendars for Sunday: