Why Watch? “Whatever you get me, I will love.” Buying a Valentine’s Day gift is tough. Trying to find out what your girlfriend really wants is torture. With a dozen quotable jokes, a solid spoof on Zero Dark Thirty and some painfully funny truths about relationships, this short from writer/director Nathan Moore and writer Lana McKissack is a comedy worthy of all the gift cards in the world What will it cost? Around 4 minutes. Skip Work. Watch More Short Films.