In Kevin’s latest WTF we were informed, gasp, that a straight man is tired of seeing male nudity on-screen. It’s time to make like Paris Hilton, my boy, and suck it up.

Every week, Kevin Carr vents about the latest Hollywood blunderings in a column called WTF, and every week, an FSR writer rebuts him in a feature we like to call STFU. This week: FBI Warnings.

Robert Fure hates a lot of things. Apparently, dogs on IMDB is not one of those things.

Josh Radde takes offense at Kevin Carr’s cheese references, love of Cylon-leadership and empty rhetoric. Why are we still talking about politics on a film website? Your guess is as good as mine.

Carr said, “We thank Film School Rejects for its overwhelming support for our growing family. As soon as we’re able, we’re going to try to make more babies and hope for twins. That way, we can triple our baby-making prize money.”

The Carrs have already received an undisclosed lump sum cash payment from Film School Rejects for the exclusive first photos of Nicholas Ronon Carr. However, due to a glitch in security, one paparazzi managed to sneak into the maternity ward and snap these images.

Since when has it been considered in good taste – or even mildly acceptable – to whore your kids out at such an early age? This goes beyond crazy stage moms and JonBenet Ramsey’s freakishly inappropriate beauty pageants.

The Fat Guys take on this week’s movie releases with a funky style that is all their own…

The Fat Guys return to Film School Rejects with Oscar predictions, random shenanigans and a visit from FSR Associate Editor Brian Gibson.

We promised to hook you up with copies of The Girls Next Door Season 3. And we will, if you can “wow” us with your captioning skills…

Ssince our Kevin Carr is twice the man that most critics are — we decided to let him spew his “Ten Best” and “Ten Worst” films all in one article.