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That title is really just me trying to reach out to all of you and let you know that I have, in fact, seen the original 1951 version of The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Total suck and total awesome in one package. Now all we need is Chuck Norris to make an appearance, and we’ll be golden.

David Ayer is back and still busy telling us how corrupt the cops of the Los Angeles Police Department are in this Keanu Reeves cop drama.

Some people are scared of one thing (Freud was afraid of ferns), and some people are scared of everything.. Take Woody Allen. He suffers from many phobias, including Arachibutyrophobia — fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of his mouth.

Street Kings tries so hard to be a hard-core, serious cop drama. However, with the wooden acting and alarmingly un-thuggish nature of Keanu – and the even less thuggish nature of Cedric the Entertainer – it becomes a powder-keg of silliness.

Duuuuude… It’s Keanuuuuuuu… And he’s playing a dirty cop who drinks vodka from those cute little airline bottles. Don’t we all want to be like Keanu?

The whispers of a sequel have been floating around, fueled by director Francis Lawrence claiming in an interview that a second Constantine might be an origin story or a continuation. But Keanu has something different to say.