In order to get their bar put on a historical tour of Philly, Mac, Dennis, and Charlie make up a story about how they cracked the Liberty Bell in 1776.

In the first four episodes of the new season, the gang covers a myriad of topics ranging from hunting homeless people to torture to cashing in on viral videos.

No, she’s not one of those “Olsens.” Though we are pretty sure that if she were in a room with Mary-Kate and Ashley, she would either (a) drink them under the table or (b) kick their asses.