Mike must infiltrate a group of thieves intending to rob millions of dollars from a Las Vegas casino. KITT saves the day using his super-advanced, “wow me” futuristic, “aw naw that is just too awesome”… headlights. HEADLIGHTS!!

Mike, Kitt, and Sarah must stop a pair of young eco-terrorists from I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight are you kidding me?! I mean, really, are you just trying to be assholes, Knight Rider writers?!

You’re probably skeptical of the claim made in the title of this article. And well you should be. But I want to believe.

Mike and Sarah are on a cargo plane with KITT, returning to the SSC after a mission. A tech is killed at the SSC and KITT’s self-destruct program is activated.

After watching the pilot and premier episode, I predicted it would only be a matter of a few weeks before Knight Rider was no more. But according to an Entertainment Weekly exclusive, NBC has ordered a full season of the most awful show ever put on television.

Really? This show hasn’t been canceled yet? We’re still bothering to review it? Oh well.

Mike (Justin Bruening) and Zoe (Smith Cho) must travel to an internationally famous surf spot to infiltrate a villainous organization and stop a sinister plot.

Our own resident drunk Mister Hand is growing a little tired of the new show Knight Rider — either that, or he’s just come up with our most successful drinking game yet.

In the series premiere, Mike’s new mission brings him face to face with people from a past he does not remember.