In a weird, roundabout way, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is a lot like the old “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” Christmas special.

The future is so bright for Seth Rogen that he’s going to need Aviator sunglasses. He’ll also need a taser and an ill-fitting pair of Dickie’s to step into the role of a mall rent-a-cop in the tentatively titled Observe and Report. Of course, it’s weird to say that his future is bright when, you know, his present is pretty blinding as well.

While Jet Li plays a respectable monk, Jackie Chan is a drunk in the film. But he has such awesome moves, it makes you wonder if you can be as good at martial arts if you were drunk. Now’s your chance… at least to find out if you can watch martial arts while drunk.

Ever wanted a shirt that just screams badassery from the rooftops?

People have been making a big deal over The Forbidden Kingdom, the first time that Jackie Chan and Jet Li are going to appear together on-screen.