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Stallone? Check. Statham? Check. Jet Li? Keep your fingers crossed for the best casting news of your blood-soaked day.

How do we fix a film that is too French? We can start with less turtlenecks…and 50 Cent.

Nothing says adrenaline-filled like Jason Statham as Frank Martin, driving fast and kicking the hell out of groups of bad guys at a time. And in Transporter 3, he will be looking to do much of the same.

I would be willing to go out on a limb and say that the folks over at Lionsgate, the studio currently distributing Transporter 3 here in the states, are getting a little lazy with the marketing.

Lionsgate has dropped off a few new Statham-infused photos in my inbox. One is from Transporter 3 and the other is from Crank 2. I will let you guess which one is from which film.

The filmmakers might have been drinking while making Death Race. Why not join them?

This movie is like much of Anderson’s films… a big steaming pile of crap, but still a lot of fun to watch.

Neil is grumpy this week, and Kevin takes full advantage of his weakness for the show.

Should comic book superheroes that already made their filmic debut be rebooted and given a second go-‘round on the silver screen?

Thanks to some prosthetic work on the set of Crank 2: High Voltage, there is no longer anything derogatory about saying that Jason Statham has a big head.

Headed down to Comic-Con next week? You might just want to check out the Masters of the Web panel on Thursday morning — you could end up partying with FSR’s Neil Miller. As well, Jason Statham will be there…

Take a look at the recently released poster for “Death Race” and behold giant floating heads!

By my estimation, every red-blooded American male has at least a little bit of interest in Jason Statham driving fast cars and leaving a ridiculous body count in his wake.

Jason Statham is back as Frank Martin, the driver with a very particular affinity for driving Audis, solving diabolical plots and using household objects to beat the piss out of bad guys, handfuls at a time.

Another Transporter sequel? Hand me the keys to a BMW… I’m there!

A remake of Roger Corman’s 1975 classic Death Race 2000 should be a no-brainer. Fast cars, loud guns, campy characters, and politically incorrect humor should be a recipe for guaranteed entertainment. So why do I get the feeling this year’s Death Race remake will be a no-brainer in a completely different way?

The idea of a Crank sequel may surprise some people since the first one was overly obnoxious and stupid. Unfortunately, poor quality isn’t enough to stop the prospects of a sequel in Hollywood.

I have not been kind to Uwe Boll in the past. But to be fair, he has not been kind to us. He has had plenty of opportunity to make decent films. Yet, he continues to feed us bad cinema, and his latest effort is In the Name of the King.

Crank 2 kickstarts the adrenaline with new cast members, and they start shooting in one week. If you haven’t seen the original, you’ve got some time. However, once you’ve seen it, it might shave a tick or two off of your heart’s life-expectancy. Then comes this sequel…

If you like heists, spies, sex, violence, the Royals, London, and money then this movie will fit the bill. And Saffron Burrows is the coolest babe ever.