The idea of a Crank sequel may surprise some people since the first one was overly obnoxious and stupid. Unfortunately, poor quality isn’t enough to stop the prospects of a sequel in Hollywood.
The idea of a Crank sequel may surprise some people since the first one was overly obnoxious and stupid. Unfortunately, poor quality isn’t enough to stop the prospects of a sequel in Hollywood.
I have not been kind to Uwe Boll in the past. But to be fair, he has not been kind to us. He has had plenty of opportunity to make decent films. Yet, he continues to feed us bad cinema, and his latest effort is In the Name of the King.
Crank 2 kickstarts the adrenaline with new cast members, and they start shooting in one week. If you haven’t seen the original, you’ve got some time. However, once you’ve seen it, it might shave a tick or two off of your heart’s life-expectancy. Then comes this sequel…
If you like heists, spies, sex, violence, the Royals, London, and money then this movie will fit the bill. And Saffron Burrows is the coolest babe ever.
It seems like the gang who brought us Crank, and haven’t even yet finished Crank 2, are going to bring us a Crank 3…IN 3-D!
I’m a real sucker for a good heist movie. [Grade: A-]
This week, Neil escapes from the studio to head to Texas for SXSW… Shenanigans ensue.
The Brit-ninja lends his driving skills and his badassery to another round as Frank Martin.
Wait.. They are making a Transporter 3? Cool.
Tom Rosenberg, the head of Lakeshore Entertainment, gives updates on all the movies they’ve got coming up.