For every Iron Man, there is a Made of Honor. And this summer is going to be filled with crap as much as it will be filled with awesomeness. So, in an effort to protect the moviegoing public, here’s my cautionary list of eight summer movies that are sure to suck ass.

Paramount Pictures has released their official Summer Movie Preview today, which includes a few new photos from some highly anticipated films. We’ve decided to start with a few new shots from the upcoming Ben Stiller-directed comedy Tropic Thunder.

But before we get to the actual posters, allow me to say this: If you aren’t pumped for Tropic Thunder, there is something seriously wrong with you. This film is going to rock, and it is going to rock hard.

The last time Ben Stiller directed a movie, we got the hilarious insanity that was Zoolander. This time around, we get an action-packed satire about the extreme personalities that exist in Hollywood.

A few days ago we showed you a still from the upcoming Ben Stiller comedy Tropic Thunder. Today, we bring you the first teaser. I thought the movie sounded interesting, but part of me was expecting a complete and total disaster. The film follows the exploits of a handful of actors creating a Vietnam movie. When the director tires of their antics, he leaves them behind in the jungle to fend for themselves. In the words of Martin Lawrence, Shit just got real. The trailer, which absurdly requires age verification, has laid some of my fears to rest. It looks really funny to me. We get a lot of explosions and screaming, tons of bullets fired, and the characters all look hilarious. Obviously black Robert Downey Jr. looks funny, but so does blond Jack Black, and Ben Stiller in rage mode is always good for a laugh. Tropic Thunder will blow shit up in a theater near you on 8.15.08. View the trailer on the Official Site

We can’t say for sure, but we think people might have varied reactions to this…

People just aren’t talking enough about this movie…

Be Kind Rewind is a missed opportunity that can’t sustain any momentum for more than a few minutes.

Jack Black and Mos Def remake all of your old favorites in this brilliant comedy from director Michel Gondry.

Young fans and wannabe filmmakers take to the web to show off their sweding skills just like Jack Black and Mos Def in Be Kind Rewind! Are you one of them?

Margot at the Wedding is not a bad movie, it’s an ill-advised one.

New Line bags screenings of Michel Gondry’s most accessible flick all over the country. This, for all intents and purposes, is a very bad move.

Innovative filmmaker Michel Gondry brings Jack Black, Mos Def and a lot of “sweding” to Park City. And no, there is no perspiration involved.

Margot at the Wedding may be light on plot but it is a truthful character study, and because of this, the film is irresistibly winning.

The biblical comedy from director Harold Ramis and producer Judd Apatow now has its hottie.

Jack Black talked to Collider this week about Be Kind Rewind, but ended up spilling some beans on Judd Apatow’s “biblical” comedy.

Tom Cruise — yes, the Tom Cruise — has joined the production of Ben Stiller’s upcoming action comedy Tropic Thunder. In quite possibly the most entertaining way…

“Margot at the Wedding owes more directly to the films of Woody Allen, though to the sort of Woody Allen picture that isn’t very popular…”

You could probably spell out the infinite ways that “Be Kind, _____” has been used all over the internet since this trailer was released by Yahoo Movies. The trailer is for Michel Gondry’s BE KIND, REWIND which stars Jack Black and Mos Def and video store clerks who erase a bunch of movies and have to remake them. In remaking films like GHOSTBUSTERS and ROBOCOP, they start something of a movement.