Do you feel that nagging sensation deep in the back of your brain? That’s a desire you didn’t even know you had to watch Jackie Chan fornicate. It’s okay, we’ve all been there. Lucky for you Chan satisfies that urge here with a white hooker grinding away at him cowgirl style. (Although I’m pretty sure Chan had even less fun filming the scene than you’ll have watching it…) Oh, and the movie’s about illegal immigration and gang warfare in Tokyo.

This highfalutin, silly immigration drama from writer-director Wayne Kramer wastes a lot of terrific actors.